John Flynn and Mark Rennie of the podcast Two Old Queens join Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about their system for rating movies by inherent "gayness," and the Muppets place higher than you might expect! (Listen carefully enough and you'll hear Brent virtually pass out when fisting comes up.) Then, what exactly are queer people supposed to do if they want to watch Christmas movies on the Hallmark Channel? And finally, is German chancellor Angela Merkel fierce? We investigate.

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