POT DAY, TED NUGENT MAKES US LAUGH, SCOTTY'S MOM IS IN GROUNDHOG'S DAY, AND EVERYONE HATES JADA PINKET SMITH

SCOTTY MAKES STUFF UP, KISS IS SELLING ELECTRIC BIKES, AMERICANS HAVE MIDDLE SIZED DONGS, AND OUR WIVES MAKE UP CRAZY STORIES

94 YEAR OLDS STILL FLIRT, CONSPIRACY WITH GARY, OLD BOX STORES, AND JEFFERSON STARSHIP IS AWESOME

CARDI B IS COOL, WW2 VETS ARE NINJAS, WE ARE NOT READY FOR EASTER, AND DINER PARKING LOTS ARE SHADY

DONUTS MAKE EVERYTHING BETTER, WE ARE GOING TO RUIN LEGALIZING WEED, BOOSTERS FOR EVERYONE, AND INVENTORY SUCKS

SCOTTY'S B-DAY AND HE WANTS MULCH, OLD PEOPLE ARE MISERABLE, R.I.P. GILBERT GODFREY, AND LOSER FRIENDS

THE BAND HEART HAS DRAMA, EVERYONE HAS AN EXTRA BOX SPRING EXCEPT SCOTTY, CAR ACCIDENT EXCUSES, AND JOE LOVES CATS

CONSPIRACY THEORIES WITH GARY G, 94 YEAR OLD POOL PLAYER, REALLY, RED LOBSTER????, AND KIDS SUCK AND LOSE SHIT.

PHILLIES OPENER, AC AIRPORT IS MAKING MOVES, BASEKETBALL IS A FANTASTIC FILM, AND TIGER IS BACK!

THE FLASH LOVES A BAR FIGHT, SUNNY FROM THE WWF IS A DISASTER, BILLY OCEAN IS GREAT?, AND AIR FRYERS ARE SCARY