VFW PARTIES ARE AWESOMELY BAD, SALLY STRUTHERS AWFUL COMMERCIALS FROM THE 90'S, ERIC CLAPTON HATES VACCINES, AND KANYE IS BANNED FROM THE GRAMMYS

SCOTTY'S WIFE AIN"T A MORNING PERSON, DAYLIGHT SAVING WHAT???, GOING TO COURT CAN BE FUN, AND KEITH RICHARDS AIN"T OLD

TYING YOUR SHOES SUCKS, PETE DAVIDSON IS GOING TO SPACE, WHAT IS A CATALYTIC CONVERTER?, AND DOLLY PARTON IS FANTASTIC.

POOR SCOTT HALL (RAZOR RAMON), OUR GIRLS LIKE TO PARTY, PETE DAVIDSON IS IN TROUBLE, AND TOM BRADY IS BACK.

DONALD TRUMP IS NOW A DJ, SCOTTY'S WIFE WANTS TO DANCE, OLD PEOPLE CAN'T HEAR, AND PEOPLE ARE NOW STEALING GAS.

JERRY SPRINGER FIRED, WAWA PAYS $15 AN HOUR, JOE IS OFF HIS DIET AFTER 30 DAYS, AND THERE'S A NEW MOVIE CALLED SHARKULA, YEP.

KISS IS SELLING BOOZE, OLD PEOPLE BANG, PEOPLE BELIEVE NONSENSE, AND $15 AN HOUR IS COOL

GAS PRICES, REALLY???, JOHN OATES SOLO?, SCOTTY'S KID IS NOT GREAT AT COLLEGE, AND CONTRACTORS ARE NOT GOOD WITH $$$

NO MORE MASKS!!!!, THE BATMAN AIN'T BAD, SCOTTY'S WIFE LIKES HIS EX WIFE MORE THAN HIM, AND MORRIS DAY MAY LOSE THE TIME

VINCE McMAHON MAY WRESTLE AT 76, WE DON'T NEED A NEW SERIOUS FRESH PRINCE OF BEL AIR, JOY BEHAR FALLING IS FUNNY, AND SCOTTY LOVES PUGS