IT'S COOOOLLLDDDD, WE GET IT CHEVY....EVERYONE LOVES THE SOPRANOS, VALENTINES DAY IS STUPID, JOE HAS NEVER SEEN POINT BREAK?????

VALENTINES DAY SPECTACULAR

SEX SHOPS ARE STILL A THING?, SNOOP COULD BE CANCELLED, OLYMPICS ARE AWFUL, AND FACEBOOK YARD SALE CONDOMS????

MORE WHO TIX, KANYE IS STILL CRAZY, INTERIOR DESIGNERS GET HOT CHICKS, AND FLA HATES FAKE MICK JAGGER

ICE TRUCK DRIVERS ARE AWESOME, MASKS STINK, JOE STILL HAS DIABETES, AND PELOTON IS STUPID

MASTURBATING HORSES, NEIL YOUNG WON'T SHUT UP, JOE IS DYING, AND YOU NEVER SIT IN A DAD'S RECLINER

SCOTTY'S ANNIVERSARY, JOE'S WIFE IS HOARDING FOR WHEN "IT" HAPPENS, THE WHO IS COMING BACK, AND JOE ROGAN IS STAYING A SPOTIFY

SCOTTY CAN'T SEE THE NEW SCREAM, VALERIE BERTINELLI IS CAUSING DRAMA, WING NIGHT HANGOVER, AND TOM BRADY IS BETTER THAN BROADCASTING

RED LIGHTS SUCK BALLS, SCOTTY'S WIFE LOVES TO FLY, RUDY GIULIANI IS SLUMMING, SCOTTY WATCHED A LOT OF TOMMY LEE'S DONG

ARE ALL WOMEN LATE??, GENE SIMMONS LOVE CRYPTO, TOM BRADY GOT SCREWED, AND AMERICAN TRUCKS IN THE 80'S SUCKED