RIHANNA IS SUPER HOT, JOE IS SWEATY, NEIL YOUNG IS LOSING $$$$, AND WE NOW HAVE ADOPTED A HOMELESS GUY

JOURNEY TO JOURNEY WINNER, SNOW BANGED UP SOUTH JERSEY, CUTTING YOUR DONG OFF, AND EIGHTIES MOVIES ARE NOT WOKE

RICK DERRINGER OR TODD RUNDGREN?, SNOW A WHOLE LOT OF SNOW, CASH ONLY IS A SCAM, AND GHETTO DINNERS

KANYE LOVES KIM'S SEX TAPE, WOULD YOU KEEP A SEVERED LEG, COVID WON'T LEAVE JOJO, AND GO FUCK YOURSELF.

BOB DYLAN IS RIIIICHHHH, DRANO IS MAGIC, ADELE IS A BITCH, AND JOE BIDEN WANTS TO THROW DOWN.

YELLOWSTONE IS ON DVD?, EVERYONE IS OLD WHEN YOU ARE A KID, KELLY CLARKSON MARRIED A LOSER, AND MEATLOAF IS STILL DEAD

R.I.P. MEAT LOAF

SPIDERMAN WAS EHHHH, TRUCK DRIVERS ARE COOL, WAWA IS FANTASTIC, AND HOW DOES SNOW WORK?

DRAKE LOVES HOT SAUCE, HOUSE GUESTS, FAT GUY FROM HEAD OF THE CLASS, THUGANOMICS

PEACEMAKER IS FANTASTIC, JOHNNY CASH WAS WHACKO, JIM BELUSHI HAD SOME HITS, AND ALWAYS USE A BADGE