DISNEY SUCKS, DECAF IS BLAND, MINCHEW IS GOD, AND YELLOWSTONE IS AMAZING.

GUYS FROM AC JOKES ARE IN-STUDIO!

BEATLES SUCK, ELF ON THE SHELF TIME, BRADLEY COOPER KEEPS IT REAL, AND SAYING HI TO STRANGERS MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD

SANTA IS BACK, GET RID OF LEFTOVERS FROM T-DAY ALREADY, NOT COOL TO CRY AT GHOSTBUSTERS, AND KIDS DON'T LISTEN AND ARE AWFUL

NASHVILLE WILL KILL SCOTTY, KIDS LYING IS FUN LYING, GORILLA GLUE LADY IS BACK, AND THE NFL IS WHACKY

AC JOKES GUYS ARE IN-STUDIO, CHRISTMAS WONDERLANDS, R KELLY STILL GETS LOVE, TOTO IS DA BOMB

IS HARRY POTTER LORD OF THE RINGS???, POCONO STRIP CLUBS, METALLICA LOVES TO SELL OUT, FLYING SUCKS WITH NO BOOZE

BARNEY IS BACK!, ER'S ARE NEVER QUICK, FAMILY SUCKS ON T-DAY, K-POP IS TAKING OVER SESAME STREET.

BEARS ARE CUTE, CHRISTMAS IS IN FULL SWING, LIONS LOVE MONEY, AND CONCERT PEEING

ED DURR THE TRUCK DRIVER NEEDS AN I-PHONE, WE MISS TRUMP INSULTS, SEX DREAMS, AND ITS A LONG PROCESS