The Astros signed legendary second baseman Jose Altuve to a $125 M contract extension. It will keep him in town through the 2029, when he turns 39. It's more a sentimental extension than a rational one, but Houston HAD to do it (1:01 - 9:49). Next, I weighed in on a chest-beating quote by 'Stros owner Jim Crane that relates to Alex Bregman's future (9:59 - 16:14), and an annoying tweet by a prominent baseball reporter. (16:35 - 19:31). I finally gave my 2 cents on the Seahawks hiring Mike Macdonald as their next head coach (21:29 - 26:51). And to wrap things up, I've got a hot take about politicians... (27:57 - 42:26)