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This week, we tear up the notecards and light all thirty-some scented candles at once: It's Valentine's Day at KDNM! For those who observe, it's also the anniversary of Captain Cook's death at the hands of native Hawaiians.  It's NOT President's Day. You hear that, Frank? Not. President's. Day.

Josie and Frank's workplace romance may be doomed before it even gets off the ground, but the callers are still getting the best Tender Loving Cupidity Jo can offer. Meet a singing telegrammer, a very tall baby, and two—count'em, two!—really unfortunate blind dates.

Our cuties this week include Madelyn Murphy, Gen Moonen, Tris Miller, Jen deHaan, and Anjali Khurana.

JOSIE'S LONELY HEARTS CLUB is a semi-scripted audio drama set in New Mexico’s 2nd-best relationship call-in show, created by Maximilian Clark and Rachel Music. Directed and sound designed by Maximilian Clark. Our story editor is Lauren Grace Thompson. Produced by Simone Kisiel and Alexandra Grunberg. Executive Produced by the Good Story Guild. 

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What the flux capacitor? It's 2022, and we have transported back in time to Josie's first year at KDNM. The station is desperate for some new blood, and the feral horde of raccoons is ready to draw it. Fresh on the scene is our intrepid heroine...with absolutely no idea what she's doing. Surely Frank will be helpful, compassionate, and freshly showered.

Relive the worst meet-cute in radio history! Marvel at the sheer volume of notecards! Swoon as Greg Pebbles opens a Mexican Coca-Cola!

Our cuties this week (don't tell Josie that's what we call them) include Laura Lee Walsh,  Brendan Sokler, Joel Rainwater, Kristi Boulton, and John Nelson Dorsey IV as Greg Pebbles.

JOSIE'S LONELY HEARTS CLUB is a semi-scripted audio drama set in New Mexico’s 2nd-best relationship call-in show, created by Maximilian Clark and Rachel Music. Directed and sound designed by Maximilian Clark. Our story editor is Lauren Grace Thompson. Produced by Simone Kisiel and Alexandra Grunberg. Executive Produced by the Good Story Guild.

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It's 2022, and KDNM is looking for a late-night host for their midnight timeslot. But in the meantime, Greggy P is here to fill that slot with his rock. Watch out: this episode is for Adults Only.

This episode features the talents of Jack Dorsey, Geoff Grimwood, Caitlin Carleton, Neill Fleming, and a live raccoon.

Sorry that April Fools' Day had to land on a Wednesday, but here we are. 

JOSIE'S LONELY HEARTS CLUB is a semi-scripted audio drama set in New Mexico’s 2nd-best relationship call-in show, created by Maximilian Clark and Rachel Music. Directed and sound designed by Maximilian Clark. Our story editor is Lauren Grace Thompson. Produced by Simone Kisiel and Alexandra Grunberg. Executive Produced by the Good Story Guild.

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As it turns out, having a grand piano fall on your head is not good for you. Fortunately, Josie is receiving the best medical care Denver has to offer. Sit by Joanne's bedside as her loved ones and complete strangers tend to our sleeping beauty.

Let's jump right into the traction.... Season six has begun!

This episode features Sarah Allyn, Jen deHaan, Anthony Misiano, Tris Miller, Hal Lublin, Hannah Schooner, Danny Gavigan, Douglas Jung, and Sophie Bushwick.

JOSIE'S LONELY HEARTS CLUB is a semi-scripted audio drama set in New Mexico’s 2nd-best relationship call-in show, created by Maximilian Clark and Rachel Music. Directed and sound designed by Maximilian Clark. Our story editor is Lauren Grace Thompson. Produced by Simone Kisiel and Alexandra Grunberg. Executive Produced by the Good Story Guild.

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Last year's Hollywood drama, In Media Res, featured an ambitious scope and dynamite performances that landed the cast an Ambie nomination for Best Performance in Audio Fiction. But before they were famous, most of the cast called into the Lonely Hearts Club. These are our favorite Josie's moments with the Ambie nominated cast of In Media Res.

Season Six returns in two weeks, so now's the perfect time to head over to your podcatcher of choice to binge the whole feature-length series (with six original songs), currently AD-FREE from now until the Oscars.

Thank you, listeners, for all your support.

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UPDATE: We forgot we could use the FTCH call from 5.4, so if you've listened to this episode once, you should go back and relive the joy of that one. 

Just for today, we are pivoting to infotainment! Pull up a chair and let the long-awaited answers wash over you as Maximilian and Rachel (moderated by our very own Jack Dorsey IV AKA Greg Pebbles) finally answer all the burning questions listeners have submitted. Questions like: what's a male cougar? Why are you all so dang cute? Is that really how you pronounce Madrid? Expect pointless segues, the circuitous history behind the making of Josie's Lonely Hearts Club, and a halfway decent Bobcat Goldthwait impression.

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Season Six begins March 18th - but we still have one more surprise for you till then. Stay tuned. If you're still reading this, consider listening to our AMBIE-NOMINATED (oooooooh) limited series In Media Res - perfect for Awards Season, daddy issues, and pretending it's warmer outside.
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The last thing Josie recorded before she moved in with Alex. While you wait for next season, KBXV is proud to introduce Sorry About the Murder. With two seasons ready to binge, you can listen right here or anywhere else you find your podcasts.

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Season Finale. After the shocking events of the past few months, the whole gang is ready to get back to normal. What better time to reset than the New Year? Joanne and Alex are eager to begin their lives together, and Frank has a new studio to manage. KBXV has its new leading lady, and she's inviting her listeners to share their resolutions. We meet some new and improving cuties, including a burgeoning fiction writer, the Kings of Quibble, and a muffin-maker who's been buttering up her coworkers.

This episode features the talents of Miranda Warzel, Madelyn Murphy, Hal Lublin, Mark Gagliardi, Geoff Moonen, Danny Gavigan, and Sarah Allyn

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JOSIE'S LONELY HEARTS CLUB is a semi-scripted audio drama set in New Mexico’s 2nd-best relationship call-in show created by Maximilian Clark and Rachel Music. Our story editor is Lauren Grace Thompson. Produced by Simone Kisiel and Alexandra Grunberg. Executive Produced by the Good Story Guild. Keep track of us on Instagram @goodstoryguild and join our Discord.  If you enjoyed the show, consider leaving a rating and/or review on your preferred podcast listening platform.

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Strap in, cuties; this episode launches our twisty-turny, topsy-turvy season into the stratosphere. At last, the subterfuge, violence, double-crosses, and scrotal injuries converge to their final shocking conclusion! As Joanne fights tooth, nail, and urethra for her freedom, friends and enemies alike gather in a tastefully-decorated penthouse, with one question on their lips...Who killed Avery Vestibule? Expect white-knuckle action, seduction, and scandalous truths revealed as our heroine and her trusty reptilian companion (that's Horatio, not Frank) embark on the adventure of a lifetime.

Cuties this week include Carla Lerner Montero, John Pirkis, Ross Bryant, Abigail Turner, Kyle Prue, James Urbaniak, Geoff Moonen, Al Pagano, Jessie Cannizzaro, Peter Wicks, and Maximilian Clark as Horatio.


Directed and Sound Designed by Maximilian Clark.
Edited by Lauren Grace Thompson.

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JOSIE'S LONELY HEARTS CLUB is a semi-scripted audio drama set in New Mexico’s 2nd-best relationship call-in show created by Maximilian Clark and Rachel Music. Our story editor is Lauren Grace Thompson. Produced by Simone Kisiel and Alexandra Grunberg. Executive Produced by the Good Story Guild. Keep track of us on Instagram @goodstoryguild and join our Discord.  If you enjoyed the show, consider leaving a rating and/or review on your preferred podcast listening platform.

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*Warning: This episode contains Bobbi Bobby*

On the second table from the back, across from the broken vending machine, our tenacious heroine leaves no stone unturned as she attempts to prove her innocence. As the obstacles pile before her like so much History Meat, an unlikely ally strikes a peculiar bargain.

Cuties this week include Geoff Moonen, Geoff Grimwood, Carla Lerner Montero, Sarah Allyn, Jessie Cannizarro,  Ashley Adler, Abigail Turner, Amanda Sykes, Lauren Shippen Ross Bryant, and Maximilian Clark. Special Guest Peter Wicks as the Robot Baby.

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JOSIE'S LONELY HEARTS CLUB is a semi-scripted audio drama set in New Mexico’s 2nd-best relationship call-in show created by Maximilian Clark and Rachel Music. Our story editor is Lauren Grace Thompson. Produced by Simone Kisiel and Alexandra Grunberg. Executive Produced by the Good Story Guild. Keep track of us on Instagram @goodstoryguild and join our Discord.  If you enjoyed the show, consider leaving a rating and/or review on your preferred podcast listening platform.

Support us by joining the Great Story Guild on Patreon!