Juergen' It

Welcome to season 2! This season really kicks things off with one heck of an episode. Here we are, joined by friend of the show Argyle Funk to talk about S02E01, “The Big One”. Let me tell you, we sure do encounter some big stuff – and I’m not just talking about Betty’s [insert funny name for breasts here]! We also get a three-second Mimsy sighting, a three-times-as-large John sighting, and a three million condoms sighting. I think that’s pretty much everything that happens! This week, the first person to reference JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure dies. It’s been fun, Argyle!

Sam – https://positive-stress.tumblr.com/ Jordan – https://twitter.com/BradypusRex Argyle – https://twitter.com/Argyle_Funk

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We did it! We survived an entire season of this show! Finally, here we are, talking about S01E23, “And Unto Us, a Child Is Born”. It’s here! We have a baby! But who cares about that, when there’s drama to be had about… Jack and Alice? And Ricky and Adrian? Wait, sorry, that can’t be right. These must be my notes from eleven episodes ago. Anyway, if you’ve ever wanted to hear Sam scream Naruto/SLOAT crossover fan fiction, you’ve come to the right place. This week, the music budget is back, sort of! Welcome to Bensa!

Sam – https://positive-stress.tumblr.com/ Jordan – https://twitter.com/BradypusRex

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Hi! This isn’t our episode for this week. Friend of the show Argyle Funk reminded me that there’s a spinoff book that is a diary written in character as Ashley so I immediately purchased it and it gave me a few sample pages so I read them. Will we do more stuff with this book in the future? No idea! Enjoy!

Oh, uh, hey. Sorry, I don’t really know what to say here. This week, we’re watching S01E22, “One Night at Band Camp”, and I guess the writers forgot to have a plot. Normally this is where I’d describe a few plot points but there kind of weren’t any this time around. This week, uh, I don’t know. See you next week!

Sam – https://positive-stress.tumblr.com/ Jordan – https://twitter.com/BradypusRex

Patreon – https://www.patreon.com/juergenit

Exciting news, everyone! It’s Titlewatch 2018 and we have finally determined the winner of the prestigious title of Worst Title! No, it’s not this episode of Juergen’ It — it’s S01E21, “Whoomp! (There It Is)”! How can you call the episode that and not even play the song? Don’t worry, we here at Juergen’ It Inc. made sure to include it, sort of. Anyway, Adrian promised Amy a baby shower and she’s about to deliver! (Get it?) This week, Amy and Ben activate Kiss Mode. Don’t interrupt.

Sam – https://positive-stress.tumblr.com/ Jordan – https://twitter.com/BradypusRex

Patreon – https://www.patreon.com/juergenit

Exciting news, everyone! It's Titlewatch 2018 and we have finally determined the winner of the prestigious title of Worst Title! No, it's not this episode of Juergen' It — it's S01E21, "Whoomp! (There It Is)"! How can you call the episode that and not even play the song? Don't worry, we here at Juergen' It Inc. made sure to include it, sort of. Anyway, Adrian promised Amy a baby shower and she's about to deliver! (Get it?) This week, Amy and Ben activate Kiss Mode. Don't interrupt.

Sam - https://positive-stress.tumblr.com/
Jordan - https://twitter.com/BradypusRex

Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/juergenit

Folks, here we are at another arbitrary milestone! It’s our 20th episode Twentstravaganza, and we’re joined by friend of the show Amelia Blank of Extra Credit to talk about S01E20, “Maybe Baby”. It’s a bad one. Ashley is the worst she’s ever been, and Amy is nowhere to be found. But that’s okay, because we’ve got Shailene Woodley in a guest appearance as a new and entirely different character named Amy Juergens. The range on this girl! Also, I know I say this all the time, but I think we’re finally at Good Ricky. This week, Brenda has two new Loremasters. See you at Dairy Shack!

Sam – https://positive-stress.tumblr.com/ Jordan – https://twitter.com/BradypusRex Amelia – https://twitter.com/Mills_Blank

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Hot dogs, get yer hot dogs here! The SLOATboys are here live at Hot Dog Hut to talk about S01E19, “Money For Nothing, Chicks For Free”! Against all odds, Anne has somehow gotten jobs for herself and Amy. I’m sure George will be totally chill about this. We also get to meet a new main character! Her name is Grace Bowman and she hates Christianity and loves sin. We also get to see more of our new friend Thomas who brings out a new side of Ashley. This week, we finally get to the real truth about the cosmetics industry. Gracias, Brenda!

Sam – https://positive-stress.tumblr.com/ Jordan – https://twitter.com/BradypusRex

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We’re back! It’s 2018 and we’re still doing this with our lives! This week, we’re talking about S01E18, “Making Up Is Hard to Do”, and it’s another bad one, folks! The dialog is somehow more robotic than ever before, and I guess over the break all of the characters forgot what they were doing and why they’re doing it. But one thing is consistent, at least: doctors on this show don’t know how to keep their mouths shut. This week, Sam learns about birth control. Goodbye, George!

Sam – https://positive-stress.tumblr.com/ Jordan –https://twitter.com/BradypusRex

Patreon – https://www.patreon.com/juergenit

Three Rings for the Sausage-kings under the sky, Seven for the Ham-dads in their halls of stone, Nine for Horny Men doomed to die, One for the Dork Lord on his dork throne In the Los of Angeles where the Shailenes lie.

One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them

In the Los of Angeles where the Shailenes lie.

Sam – https://positive-stress.tumblr.com/ Jordan – https://twitter.com/BradypusRex

Patreon – https://www.patreon.com/juergenit