It's a real fake cruise. Or is it a fake real cruise. We may never know?

This week Nando DJ Diggins and special guest and Disney Expert Michelle journey into the depths of the Amazon to discover the latest entry in the PGMAMMAPOCTU (the Please God Make As Much Money As Pirates Of The Caribbean Universe), Jungle Cruise.

They nitpick the hats, the cats, and of course Disney's thirteenth first openly gay character.