Just 2 B!tches

This week we're emphasizing something we all know deep down: it's hard out here. We get into honest conversations about health, pregnancy fears, and the realities of women's bodies, share some chaotic dating horror stories, and talk about learning to set boundaries as adults. We also dive into what it looks like to grow into new dynamics with our siblings as we get older. As always, it's a little messy, very honest, and definitely relatable.

This week we're covering a little bit of everything — because apparently that's just how our brains work.

We talk about the realities of being a woman, from early menopause and periods to the many quirks of being a picky eater. Christie also shares her complicated relationship with truffle (spoiler: it's not going well), while Tori and Jen attempt to convince her to give it another chance.

We also get into Hillary Duff's new album, because obviously we had thoughts, and then dive headfirst into the internet's favorite mess: Reddit. We read posts from Am I the Asshole and Am I Wrong and give our completely unsolicited opinions on whether these people are actually the problem.

So grab a snack (preferably not truffle flavored) and join us for another chaotic episode of Just 2 B!tches.

In this episode, we're officially in our Planning Era.

From the anxiety that comes with traveling (and the very real girl struggles no one talks about) to the bigger conversations about timing, life shifts, and what the next year could look like — we're unpacking what it actually means to think ahead.

We talk about planning while still living in the moment, what it looks like if we're both trying to get pregnant this year, and how that changes everything from travel plans to long-term goals. And because it's us, we can't help but spiral.

It's thoughtful, it's chaotic, it's honest — and very much Just 2 B!tches figuring it out in real time.

In this episode, we unpack what it's really like going out alone as a woman, getting approached by men, and existing as a content creator in public spaces. We talk confidence, safety, delusion, and the fine line between "main character energy" and "what are we doing?"

Plus, Heated Rivalry brain rot and why we're dangerously close to applying for reality TV.

Outside is wild. And apparently, so are we.

This week, we're talking travel personalities, dramatic husbands, and the expectations that come with planning trips and relationships. We get into Valentine's Day plans, Galentine's energy, and what romance looks like when real life is involved.

We also talk about Jen's upcoming Miami trip and all the anticipation that comes with it. Whether you're celebrating love, friendship, or just yourself this Valentine's season, consider this your official invitation to hang with your new favorite Valentine.

In this episode of Just 2 B!tches, Jen and Christie unpack the many flaws of adulthood. We kick things off with pop culture and reality TV favorites before spiraling into the very real frustrations of health insurance in the United States and why it feels unnecessarily complicated.

We also talk date night expectations, what we want (and don't want) from our husbands, and the financial reality of being a girl. From hair, nails, laser, and waxing to the realization that being an adult is just expensive across the board, this episode is equal parts relatable, validating, and slightly unhinged.

Because no one warned us it would be like this.

The b!tches are in their full nostalgia spiral this week. From planning Miami trips and romanticizing vacation outfits that absolutely do not hit the same once they're on our actual bodies, to unpacking why the internet is convinced 2026 is about to be a full 2016 reboot, we are unwell and thriving.

We get into our questionable 2016 fashion and hair eras, our current screen time problems, and the never-ending saga of husbands vs. video games. Plus, we deep dive into our latest TV obsessions, including Hunting Wives on Netflix and Heated Rivalry on HBO, which has officially taken over Christie's personality.

It's unserious, nostalgic, and a little too relatable. Basically, we're yapping, spiraling, and time traveling. Enjoy, B!tches!

New year, same b!tches. This week we admit we're already breaking our resolutions (looking at you, Dry January), talk about the very real time, effort, and chaos behind being a content creator, and then do what we do best—solve everyone else's problems. We read two Reddit family drama threads and give our honest, unfiltered advice… just don't ask us to fix our own lives.

This week on Just 2 B!tches, we're joined by our dear friend, Siva, as a special guest for a fun, reflective, and pop-culture-packed episode. We're talking New Year's resolutions, our favorite albums, movies, and shows from 2025, and everything we're excited for in 2026—from upcoming releases to concerts and personal highlights. It's a look back at a big year and a hype-up for what's ahead, with plenty of laughs along the way.

This week, Just 2 B!tches kick things off with New Year's goals and why women are basically trained to apologize for existing. We get into adulthood milestones no one warned us about (hello vaccines and health checklists), debate whether dentists are lowkey scamming us—especially when compared to dermatologists—and talk guy friendships through what we've seen and heard via our husbands. We also share thoughts on the new era of Vanderpump Rules and wrap things up with Morristown First Night vibes. Equal parts reflective, funny, and slightly unhinged—just how we like it.