Just 2 B!tches

It's the Just 2 B!tches Christmas Special 🎄✨ and we're sleighing this holiday season—messy opinions and all.

We're chatting gift lists, favorite Christmas movies, and the most memorable gifts from our childhoods, before unpacking that moment when everyone realizes Santa might not be real 👀🎅.

Then, because it wouldn't be the holidays without a little dysfunction, we dive into family drama straight from Reddit's "Am I Overreacting?"—holiday edition.

Pour a drink, hide from your relatives, and come sleigh the season with us.

Welcome back to another episode where the b!tches spiral! Christie's on her period, Jen's beefing with TikTok scammers, and somehow we still find time to unpack Thanksgiving drama, the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives reunion, and the wild ride that is the "Finding Samantha" podcast. Grab a snack, grab your headphones, and join the chaos.

TW: As we go deep on SA survivor stories and conversations people don't have enough.

Class is officially in session, b!tches. This week, we're giving you a "history lesson" absolutely no one asked for—from Wicked lore and Christmas chaos to catfish mysteries, scamfluencer scandals, and the questionable evolution of husband fashion. We spiral through Netflix conspiracies, Glassdoor trauma, interview nightmares, and somehow… it all connects. Grab a snack, grab a seat, and prepare to leave less (or more?) educated than when you arrived.

On this week's episode, the b!tches are barely employed but fully opinionated as we spiral through everything from taking a break from work to forgetting our keys in the parking lot like it's a sport. We talk outfits, unsolicited compliments, and how anyone gets anything done in a day (spoiler: we barely do because there's not enough hours in the day).

Plus, we dive into not one but TWO unhinged Reddit stories — an engagement disaster with parental interference and a husband who thinks "tax evasion" is a personality trait. Buckle up.

What are you clenching when you're working out your pelvic floor? Yeah, you read that right. From yoga mats to modern relationships, this week's episode gets real about pelvic floors, friendships of the opposite sex, and why flirting feels harder than ever. The b!tches sshare unflitered takes, honest laughs, and a few too-relatable realizations along the way.

Just 2 B!tches here, getting a little spooky — and maybe a little traumatized — as Halloween roles in! Jen and Christie swap real-life scary stories, creepy encounters from people they know, and some truly haunting tales straight from Reddit. Expect laughs, chills, and a few "WTF" moments as they dive into the eerie side of life. Grab your snacks, dim the lights, and get ready to be slightly scared (and fully entertained).

In this week's episode of Just Two Bitches, we're talking all things womanhood — from birth control and antidepressants to the wild reality of what's actually going into our bodies. We unpack the ways the healthcare system often fails women (especially Black women), chat about Taylor Swift's new era, and somehow end up deep-diving into TikTok theories, Appalachian conspiracies, and everything in between. It's chaotic, honest, and a little too relatable.

This week we're catching up on everything we've missed since our last recording — and it's a lot. From Taylor Swift's engagement news to family vacation chaos, we're unpacking all the little (and not so little) dramas that keep life interesting. Plus, we get into the awkward truth of how to tell your family when you really don't like something and why those conversations never go quite as planned.

We also dive into the big adulting question: at what age will we finally stop renting and own a home? Spoiler alert — the answers might be more chaotic than comforting. Mix in some unhinged life updates and plenty of laughs, and you've got an episode that feels like venting with your best friends after a long week.

Roommates are hard, but friendship break ups are harder, oh and don't even get us started with family! Tune in to hear Jen and Christie b*tch about their latest dilemmas, experiences, and more.

TW: SA/Emotional Abuse mentioned.