The hamster, the myth, the legend.... it's Butterball. My sister is joining me to talk about our family's short and ill fated attempt at having a pet. Butterball came in like a wrecking ball and we have not been the same since. Butterball is why I have trust issues!

Turning 18, getting married or buying a house doesn't make you an adult. Caring about the water department and refusing to pay for extra postage makes you an adult and we have neem adulting hard lately. Let's just say those weeknights staying out until 1:00am are long behind us.

The spirit of the holiday season is long gone, but the PTSD remains. From dog diapers and throw up, to sleepless nights and ruined Christmas card photos it certainly was NOT the most wonderful time of the year.

If Santa Paws knows if you've been naughty or nice then that means my dog is getting coal. Listen to hear all about the chaos that was pets with Santa night at the mall!

You found your soulmate, had a beautiful wedding and are joining your lives together. Congrats! All that is left to do is to legally change your name. Sounds easy right? Wrong! Between the SSN office, DMV, insurance companies, work and every other little thing your name is attached to you'll be wishing you just stayed single.

Meet Cali Marin, our new little furry bundle of joy. Did I say bundle of joy? I meant wild handful. We got a dog, what could go wrong?!

The honeymoon adventure isn't over just yet. We are off to Italy the land of wine, pasta and car accidents?! The highlight of the trip was actually being allowed on the plane home. What's just can't even in Italian? Ciao!

Join me on a romantic trip across Europe filled with dehydration, awkward social norms and of course annoying plane passengers. Ahh amor!

Wondering how you can legally be held against your will? May I introduce you to jury duty, where your time isn't valued and your fate is in the hands of your fellow Americans. Send help!

Needy, time consuming, frustrating and inconsiderate. No, I'm not talking about exs. I am talking about the joys of trying to find a job and some very embarrassing interviews I've had that might make you feel better about your own search. Plus some exciting news on why I have been MIA!