Just Can't Even

When you have money burning a hole in your pocket, but you can't buy anything you want to dress like an angst ridden teen from 1994 then you are out of luck. Exploring why everything out there is so ugly right now? Let's just blame Insta.

If eating out at restaurants for 2 weeks isn't bad enough I decided to one up myself with multiple trips to Cheesecake Factory. This shopping mall staple is the one night stand of chain dinning. Satisfying yet embarrassing. Send help I'm clearly not well.

Concerts are back! And so are the lines, the sketchy ticket sellers and the annoying concert goers. Talking all about my first concert in 2 years.

Call me Mrs. This podcaster is a married woman and despite best efforts not to be a bridezilla I lost my shit anyway... whoops. At least the food was good.

The Friends reunion was what "Just Can't Even" dreams are made of. A special guest and I are breaking down all things reunion show and asking the question on everyone's mind... why the F was Bieber there?

In honor of bars and clubs opening back up I am going to take you down a trip to memory lane in the mid 2000s where we will reminisce about the nights when I look back I say "I just can't even" with myself.

Is it that hard to deliver to the right address? Apparently the answer is yes! It's bad enough my packages are ending up at my neighbors house, but now they can judge us for all the dumb sh*t we buy too.

Government shambles, schools shambles, healthcare shambles, Super Bowl flawless. Why the hell are we hosting a 25,000 person sporting event during a pandemic in Florida of all places? At least we got to watch an exciting game... oh wait!

Clean up in aisle 1, because we just can't even with abandoned shopping carts and self check out fools. Welcome to the grocery store!

Ahh the workplace tradition of meetings. They start late but never end early, take up all your time and yet nothing gets accomplished. Now let's make it virtual! Everyone better have their cameras on so we can commiserate together about Zoom life.