Just count to 10

Changing a diaper at a restaurant? I stopped myself from killing my barback this week...pretty proud of myself. And why exactly do I have a shirtless audition? 

Already problems with the new place. There is a great show for stupid people. Have you heard my Dad's drinking tricks? And have you heard about the new 5 families? 

Remember how I mentioned "sack of shit people"? Well, I have another story for you. I wish I was a hot girl. Oh, and I'm moving out of Hollywood!

I love Youtube, but hate the adds...and most of the videos. Botox audition? You gave that to your grandmother for a gift? And yes, this Airbnb got so ballsy. 

Do you pick up spam phone calls? Cause I love them. Is there ever a shift without an annoying customer? And, She's French...

Would I make it in prison? Why does technology really piss me off? But most of all, why can't people behave in restaurants? 

Maybe I am the way I am because of my Dad...and Mom. And why do the little things like my sink ruin my day? 

Yup, I need help. Why is getting a hair cut so hard? Some people just don't take this pandemic seriously. Fireball shots? And if I did go to therapy, I would be exactly like Tony Soprano.