JUST KICK IT

Back after a short spell sees Big Bob dipping his toe into treacherous waters and doing his best to dodge any bullets that may or may not be aimed in his direction in what promises to be a non-gruelling season with the Crows frontrunners as they turn for the run home. Furthermore a visit to the track is on the cards in the very near future including a chat with a popular hands and heels devotee.

Big Bob sums up the big game that was played in two halves, one before the other and the 2nd one after the other, and peruses the season in general, mends fences with henchman Wally and offers his uncompromising views whether you like it or not - the question remains what will Big Bob do next as the future unfolds as it inevitably will? (4:57)

Big Bob says a few thousand things once again answering questions you never thought you needed to ask whilst dusting off the crystal ball insofar as the GF is concerned where the likely scenario is it being a case of, it's anyone's game. (5:43)

Big Bob may not be to everyone's taste but be that as it may make no bones about it he pulls no punches as he makes bold predictions and passes on free advice for nothing to the losers and winners alike who must regroup and get back on the horse because, after all, it is like riding a bike. (5:18)

Pies scramble , Carlton almost stumble, GWS surge, Lions hit straps, Power hit skids. (4:26)

Big Bob gives a scathing assessment of one-sided players as dominated by south paws despite their obvious evasive skills and pulls no punches in proposing two worthy improvements to the game that would improve the game no end.(5:03)

Big Bob is as mad as a wet hen as he takes aim at the feather nesters at the AFL and their blind spot when it comes to a lack of foresight and a surfeit of hindsight. He also ponders the shared future with the round ball game and urges the died in the wool, rank and file barracks to make a stand on behalf of our national game. (4:19)

Big Bob also laments the rough end of the umpiring pineapple the young Crows once again had to swallow as he implores the powers that be to bring traditional footy values back into the picture and get back to where they once belonged. (4:34)

Impressed by the young Crows backline Big Bob goes on to discuss the half-baked squirrel grip experiment, Port's neglectful negligence and the emergence of the chiko roll tackle. He goes on to unscrew the lid on the jar of secret ingredients that flavoured his own coaching bill of fare. (4:26)