JUST KICK IT

Big Bob can hardly contain his delight as the Crows win another showdown in convincing fashion convincing even those who need no convincing that they can cause some damage at the business end of the season if they can get there, mathematically speaking. While details of laser beam goal post technology (LBGPT) are still under wraps Big Bob assures skeptics that wide consultation will assuage any safety and sovereign security issues and that this issue will not just go away and nor will the sky fall in. 4:35

Crows hit the heavy going on the outside and threaten to falter in home stretch. Rest assured Big Bob and Wally are on the same page of the hymn sheet and will remain so into the foreseeable future as some deep fine leg proposals rear up in this controversial episode. (5 mins)

Wally's industrial action strikes a snag, Crows fail to do it for Sloaney, and a rare insight into the mindset of a world record holder despite technical difficulties. The question remains will Stuey Dew, if required, be donning the creams in the UK? (5:21)

In summarising the weekend results Big Bob remains upbeat and puts his oar in where angels fear to tread with respect to disturbing tendencies creeping in requiring urgent attention both in the middle and in the shed whilst foreshadowing an inclusive exclusive that will no doubt interest pigeons and seagulls alike. (4:59)

Ex-Premier McGowan must take his share of the blame as the situation of the Eagles creates headaches for the brains trust at AFL house and for the game at large and must be arrested lest their devolution continues its mudslide into the Indian Ocean to join the quokkas, worldwide cuteness rating notwithstanding, and thus leave the world-class Perth stadium half empty and potentially becoming a realistic rental/refuge option for the endangered bat colony of the south west. (5:45)

Ep 20 Bibg Bob examines the fundamentals of the game that you need to fundamentally get right if you want to have a realistic chance of competing in a meaningful way at the pointy end of the season. Also sums up the wins in round 16 by both the Crows and their cross-town rivals and takes a swipe at the unedifying long room hostility on display as witnessed by Old Father Time. (5:23)

Big Bob laments another close call as the Crows go down by two points and the umpires must share most of the blame and will no doubt have sleepless nights about the free kick discrepancy 21 to 12. At the same time he celebrates the positives of the energy and positivity shown by the young Crows in getting back up off the canvas at half time and stringing together 8 unanswered goals only to be thwarted once more in the final minutes of the game. 5 mins

Ep 18 The First Test in the Ashes series, and the deliberate out of bounds rule.Big Bob takes a detour to consider the historic win at Edgbaston and then throws down the challenge to Pete "Oils" Garret to get to the bottom of the DOOB rule on behalf of the ordinary citizens of Australia

Ep 17 Responding to persistent cracks Big Bob takes the bait from the rampant band of diehard Port supporters who have been pestering him to pay some attention to their team and give his assessment of their prospects come September even though there is a long way to go with many hurdles to jump over, hoops to cross and boxes to tick. He pulls no punches and reveals startling home truths that, having been exposed, the game will be all the better for it. Recorded 14/6/23 (5:48)