Just Kill Me Podcast

Just Kill Me Podcast

By Dale IrvinComedy
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Just Kill Me Podcast episodes

  • How's Your Job? If it's better than these, you win.

    If your job is worse than a waitress who told the chef to spit in the food; or acrocodile tour guide who lures the crocs with a chicken on a stick; or if you are part of the small group who never had sex at work; we want to hear about it. Send a job description to [email protected]. You could win a ty-shirt!

    Episode 25

     

    4:45 Deleted Scholarship

    7:03 Please Spit On Burger

    9:06 Crocodile Tour Guide

    12:42 Elon Musk

    14:40 Sex at Work

    17:08 Soccer Panties

    18:59 Worst Job Of The Week

    22:26 Wrap Up

    24 min
  • How’s Your Job? If it’s better than these, you win.

    If your job is worse than a waitress who told the chef to spit in the food; or acrocodile tour guide who lures the crocs with a chicken on a stick; or if you are part of the small group who never had sex at work; we want to hear about it. Send a job description to [email protected]. You could win a ty-shirt!


    Episode 25


     


    4:45 Deleted Scholarship


    7:03 Please Spit On Burger


    9:06 Crocodile Tour Guide


    12:42 Elon Musk


    14:40 Sex at Work


    17:08 Soccer Panties


    18:59 Worst Job Of The Week


    22:26 Wrap Up

    24 min
  • Who's Your Daddy? A Salute To Fathers

    This week we learn that Japanese fathers want nothing to do with toddlers; guys who don't have kids but have monkeys instead; Bad gifts to get dad including their own flamethrower; the miracle of donkey milk, and much, much more.

    Episode 24

     
    2:46 Japanese Fathers
    4:05 Monkey in Home Depot
    5:32 Monkey on a Car Thief
    7:12 Bad Father’s Day Gifts
    11:08 Home Flamethrowers
    12:20 Too Large
    14:15 Donkey Milk
    19:00 Wrap Up
    22 min
  • Who’s Your Daddy? A Salute To Fathers

    This week we learn that Japanese fathers want nothing to do with toddlers; guys who don't have kids but have monkeys instead; Bad gifts to get dad including their own flamethrower; the miracle of donkey milk, and much, much more.


    Episode 24


     
    2:46 Japanese Fathers
    4:05 Monkey in Home Depot
    5:32 Monkey on a Car Thief
    7:12 Bad Father’s Day Gifts
    11:08 Home Flamethrowers
    12:20 Too Large
    14:15 Donkey Milk
    19:00 Wrap Up
    22 min
  • Who's Your Daddy? A Salute To Fathers
    This week we learn that Japanese fathers want nothing to do with toddlers; guys who don't have kids but have monkeys instead; Bad gifts to get dad including their own flamethrower; the miracle of donkey milk, and much, much more.
    Episode 24
     
    2:46 Japanese Fathers
    4:05 Monkey in Home Depot
    5:32 Monkey on a Car Thief
    7:12 Bad Father’s Day Gifts
    11:08 Home Flamethrowers
    12:20 Too Large
    14:15 Donkey Milk
    19:00 Wrap Up
    22 min
  • What smells in here?

    You could be on a bad flight when the plane has to make an emergency landing because somebody stinks. In California, you can't shower and do laundry on the same day. A woman has her lady parts reconstructed using a tilapia fish. These and even more reasons that make you say "Just Kill Me!"

    21 min
  • If it ain't like chalk, you got to let him walk

    What would make you shout "Just kill me"? Perhaps your job is milking cockroaches; maybe you had to show your nauty bits in court? Perhaps you drove your car in wet cement? Listen to this episode to learn the stories behind these and other stories.

     

    EPISODE 22

    6:21 Cockroach Milk
    7:51 Defendant Shows Penis
    10:14 Car Stuck In Wet Cement
    11:05 Robot Dog Funeral
    14:58 Dolphin Happiness
    16:32 Wrap Up
    18 min
  • If it ain’t like chalk, you got to let him walk

    What would make you shout "Just kill me"? Perhaps your job is milking cockroaches; maybe you had to show your nauty bits in court? Perhaps you drove your car in wet cement? Listen to this episode to learn the stories behind these and other stories.


     


    EPISODE 22


    6:21 Cockroach Milk
    7:51 Defendant Shows Penis
    10:14 Car Stuck In Wet Cement
    11:05 Robot Dog Funeral
    14:58 Dolphin Happiness
    16:32 Wrap Up
    18 min
  • If it ain't like chalk, you got to let him walk
    What would make you shout "Just kill me"? Perhaps your job is milking cockroaches; maybe you had to show your nauty bits in court? Perhaps you drove your car in wet cement? Listen to this episode to learn the stories behind these and other stories.
     
    EPISODE 22
    6:21 Cockroach Milk
    7:51 Defendant Shows Penis
    10:14 Car Stuck In Wet Cement
    11:05 Robot Dog Funeral
    14:58 Dolphin Happiness
    16:32 Wrap Up
    18 min
  • Florida Zombie Alert

    Teri, Tim, and Dale, laugh about the best jobs for serial killers and the worst jobs for everyone else; especially those who deal with unruly airline passengers, and donut eaters. There's also Florida Zombies, and illiterate cake decorator and more!


    Episode 21

    4:52 Passanger From Hell
    7:11 Twelve Best Jobs for Serial Killers
    10:06 Feces Flung
    12:01 Summa Cum Publix
    14:12 Zombie Attack
    15:20 Worst Job of the Week
    17:20 Wrap Up
    19 min

About Just Kill Me Podcast

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Three funny people with over 60 years of comedy experience tell you why you have it good, by talking about the experiences, news stories, and horrible jobs that make you say "Just Kill Me!"