Just Kill Me Podcast

Just Kill Me Podcast

By Dale IrvinComedy
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Just Kill Me Podcast episodes

  • Don't Dis The Easter Bunny

    Tim, Teri, and Dale jump into the fray of bad jobs and bad situations this week featuring a drunk who swore at the Easter Bunny; A french waiter who said he was rude because he was French; A drinking water surprise in Philly; naughty nurses; and second amendment rocks. PLUS our first winner in the worst job of the week contest.

    2:16 Easter Bunny

    3:59 Rude or French?
    5:02 Golden Arches Fall
    6:09 Philadelphia Surprise
    7:20 Iowa Nurses
    8:44 Reading, Writing, and Rock Throwing
    10:14 Burning Down The House
    14:08 Worst Job of the Week
    18:14 Wrap Up

    21 min
  • Don’t Dis The Easter Bunny

    Tim, Teri, and Dale jump into the fray of bad jobs and bad situations this week featuring a drunk who swore at the Easter Bunny; A french waiter who said he was rude because he was French; A drinking water surprise in Philly; naughty nurses; and second amendment rocks. PLUS our first winner in the worst job of the week contest.


    2:16 Easter Bunny
    3:59 Rude or French?
    5:02 Golden Arches Fall
    6:09 Philadelphia Surprise
    7:20 Iowa Nurses
    8:44 Reading, Writing, and Rock Throwing
    10:14 Burning Down The House
    14:08 Worst Job of the Week
    18:14 Wrap Up

    21 min
  • My name is Homer Simpson and I want a slice of cheese.
    This week we discuss a Costco robbery gone bad; A man whose drivers license showed him to be Homer Simpson; Ketchup by the slice, the worst job of thew week and a whole lot more. Here's the lineup.
     
    2:25 Costco Robbery
    3:38 I’m Not Dead Yet
    5:12 Flippy the Robot
    6:13 Upside Down
    7:17 Driving Homer
    8:39 Sliced Ketchup
    10:42 The Snake Whisperer
    13:05 Worst Job of the Week
    15:40 Wrap Up
    18 min
  • Just Kill Me 11 - Woman injured by drag queen's breast

    This week we examine the sorry situations and rotten jobs that people (not you) find themselves in when they scream, "Just Kill Me." Stories include; A woman injured by drag queen's breast; The man who wouldn't poop - update; 100 fishbones in the butt; swapping the "family cloth" for TP in Great Britain; and a whole lot more.

    2:44 JKM Update: 47 Days

    4:12 Mission to Mars
    5:53 Hold That Tiger
    7:39 Dragged Into Court
    9:41 Love, Honor, and DUI
    11:15 Smells Fishy
    13:10 The Family Cloth
    15:51 Worst Job of the Week
    18:24 Wrap Up

    21 min
  • Just Kill Me 11 - Woman injured by drag queen’s breast

    This week we examine the sorry situations and rotten jobs that people (not you) find themselves in when they scream, "Just Kill Me." Stories include; A woman injured by drag queen's breast; The man who wouldn't poop - update; 100 fishbones in the butt; swapping the "family cloth" for TP in Great Britain; and a whole lot more.


    2:44 JKM Update: 47 Days
    4:12 Mission to Mars
    5:53 Hold That Tiger
    7:39 Dragged Into Court
    9:41 Love, Honor, and DUI
    11:15 Smells Fishy
    13:10 The Family Cloth
    15:51 Worst Job of the Week
    18:24 Wrap Up

    21 min
  • I Want To Be A Lawyer In Utah

    Friends don't let friends Uber drunk; I'm not dead yet; Do you take this tree?; Utah lawyers get e-mail of boobs. You job may be bad but you don't want to be a taser tester.

    2:12 Sleep Ubering

    3:37 Talking Dead
    4:59 Almost Autopsied
    6:49 Universal Airsick
    8:12 Married with Leaves
    10:18 Utah Boob Tweet
    11:26 Worst Job of the Week
    14:10 Wrap Up

    18 min
  • "Hell no, I won't go"...the wait continues

    We look at a constipated con who won't go; a lottery winner and a JKM loser, no mail for nudists; when cops have bad days; and a look at the job of funeral stripper.

    3:03 Missed Lottery

    4:9 Criminal Constipation
    7:12 Wrong Way Nudist
    8:23 Horsing Around Drunk
    9:17 Dragged for a Mile
    10:12 Apple 911
    11:42 Worst Job of the Week
    14:37 Wrap Up

    40 min
  • “Hell no, I won’t go”…the wait continues

    We look at a constipated con who won't go; a lottery winner and a JKM loser, no mail for nudists; when cops have bad days; and a look at the job of funeral stripper.


    3:03 Missed Lottery
    4:9 Criminal Constipation
    7:12 Wrong Way Nudist
    8:23 Horsing Around Drunk
    9:17 Dragged for a Mile
    10:12 Apple 911
    11:42 Worst Job of the Week
    14:37 Wrap Up

    40 min
  • GAS, Good in your car, Bad inside a plane

    Teri, Tim, and Dale examine the things that elicit the response, "Just kill me."

    This week we lokk at the body part business; a doughnut Homer would be proud of; a lady drying her undies on an airplane overhead air vent; and the adventures of Captain Fartsalot.

     

    5:42 Dr. Hassle

    7:30 Cheeto Doughnut
    8:45 Concrete Funeral
    10:32 Asphalt Traffic Jam
    11:48 Flight Leaves at Too Farty
    13:15 Warplanes Out Of Gas
    14:03 Knickers on a Plane
    15:17 Worst Job of the Week
    17:33 Wrap Up

    20 min
  • Australia is not a country, is it?

    This week Tim, Teri, and Dale explore the moments, events and jobs that make a person say Just Kill Me. We discuss a road sign intended to mock Jimmy Kimmel; do's and don'ts of Valentines Day; is Australia really a country?; animal stories about dogs and stuffed tigers, and the worst job of the week.

    18 min

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Three funny people with over 60 years of comedy experience tell you why you have it good, by talking about the experiences, news stories, and horrible jobs that make you say "Just Kill Me!"