Just Meaningful Plastic: A DWTS Retrospective

Do you ever feel like Katy Clay needs to be dead silent? Then consider this QSR a gift from us! Horror Night prompts some screams of delight and anger from your hosts, even if Megan does not like horror movies. It follows that this Halloween theme continues the nightmare of Cody Rigsby and Kenya Moore for Katy and Megan. Len, meanwhile, may have been Single White Female’d, and that gives the girls true happiness. So get out of the description and listen to the dastardly duo (and a third ghostly presence) talk about what they saw… if you dare!

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Podcast art: Kat Fey

Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin

Get ready to go to Hélio in a handbasket, because Chris and Katy are ready to go to fisticuffs over the semi-finals of DWTS season 5! This strange season is gearing up for a strange conclusion, but to get there we have to say some inevitable farewells first. Chris begins a vendetta that is sure to continue forever, Katy gets an update about DanceCenter, and also Richard Simmons shows up. Or is it Gene Simmons? They are very similar, of course.

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Podcast art: Kat Fey

Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin

Why not have a Grease Night?  It's Tyra's favorite movie (that she watched for the first time this weekend), and Grease and DWTS go together like rama lama lama kamandakloots dinga dong.  Katy and Megan are ready to talk about the dances that honor this much loved movie musical, and both are perhaps pleasantly surprised?  But they also hate who they always hate and love who they always love, so they really need to venture outside of their normal cliques.  Maybe get a perm, put on some leather pants, smoke a cigarette, say "Tell me about it, stud"...  This episode description is really not the one that you want.

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Podcast art: Kat Fey

Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin

Surprise, it’s a double elimination on the second new episode of DWTS this week! Katy and Megan dissect the dances that honor the iconic villains and music of Disney. Y’know, songs like “Dangerous Woman” by Ariana and “Bad Guy” by Billie Eyelash. With music selections like that, your hosts and their producer get into fights and go off on tangents from second one. So, daddy, why haven’t you listened yet?

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Podcast art: Kat Fey

Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin

It’s time for everyone’s favorite DWTS corporate synergy event: Disney Night! It starts off with a bang and… kind of hangs? It’s a night where some stars fly, while others have overstayed their welcome. Katy forms a mortal enemy and Megan endures emotional torment. Just another night in the ballroom, really! Derek might have pushed Megan a hair too far, a samba roll happened, and somebody takes a nap while they should be producing a podcast.

Thanks to the producers’ inimitable decision-making, it’s a two-parter, so watch out for more on a special Wednesday QSR later this week!

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Podcast art: Kat Fey

Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin

It’s time to get derailed, as both JMP and season 5 of DWTS are about to go very wrong! Katy and Chris try to adequately cover weeks 6 and 7, but how can you when the most infamous elimination in Dancing history occurs? It’s an episode filled with tangents, impromptu ad reads, jewelry shopping, contract discussions, and far too much hatred about events that took place 14 years ago. It was a tragedy, is a tragedy, and we are BIG MAD. We have an enemie, and their name is... well, we won't spoil it here!

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Podcast art: Kat Fey

Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin

It’s Britney, b***h! Unfortunately, while Britney may be free, Katy and Megan are trapped by the terrors of the DWTS producers and one Tyra Banks. Your hosts are befuddled by why Cody is still competing, they’re charmed by the enthusiasm of many of the contestants, and most shockingly, they’re warming up to Jojo and to Olivia Jade. It’s not Halloween yet, but this is quickly becoming a house of horrors.

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Podcast art: Kat Fey

Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin

Well, it has happened. Katy has yelled at another co-host in pure anger, Megan has cried at her first dance, and Producer Chris has jumped on mic. Who could have guessed it would only take two episodes of DWTS’ 30th season to get to this point? And if you want Katy's Change.org petition to be a thing, let us know. We want to give the people what they want.

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Podcast art: Kat Fey

Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin

If you are Mark Cuban, congratulations! This episode features a free psychoanalysis by a noted professional*, and obviously because you are Mark Cuban, you are in desperate need of things that are free. If you aren't Mark Cuban, there's still something for you here. Multiple attempts at the same bit, accidental love, a devastating wig, Edyta's fury over Tony's bias against zoos, and more await you as Chris and Katy continue these early days of DWTS' fifth season!

*Not at all a professional

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Podcast art: Kat Fey

Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin