Just Meaningful Plastic: A DWTS Retrospective

Just Meaningful Plastic: A DWTS Retrospective

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  • The Ghost of Karina Smirnoff

    It's the best Dancing with the Stars may have ever been, as the third season comes barreling to a close.  The final four give us a spooktacular set of Halloween dances, although one leaves us saying "Boo!"  Chris and Katy investigate how to make a dance Halloween-themed, and they're ready to give Emmitt and Cheryl notes.  Then it's time for the semi-finals, where one of the incredible trio must go home.  Would you believe that it leaves Chris and Katy in awe?  Not speechless, just in awe.  They have lots of things to say.


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    Podcast art: Kat Fey

    Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin

    1 hr 20 min
  • The Twinkle Toes Express
    The fabulous final five of season three go head-to-head this week, and Chris and Katy are here to break it all down. We have so much to discuss - no elimination in week 6, a group Disco, and Katy declares herself all in on a contestant (and it’s not a surprise). Mario continues to be consistently SO good. We finally get a samba roll again, and a sexy rumba prompts a game of how often a person can say sexy. Katy is brought to literal tears, and Chris begins to understand how the judges feel when they give legitimate criticism and are met with passionate responses. And we have to bid a very fond adieu to a contestant that surprised us all. Expect all this and more, including a very accurate Marilyn Monroe impression!
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    Podcast art: Kat Fey
    Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin
    1 hr 29 min
  • Three Stars Down

    In an episode filled with shock and awe, Katy and Chris address serious issues. Get prepared as we enter into a string of absolutely fire episodes of Dancing with the Stars. We continue to petition Joey Lawrence and Edyta Sliwinska to be forever dance partners, because they are #perfection. Katy gets a little dramatic about the lack of samba rolls (to nobody’s surprise). Chris gives a free lesson in faking how to roll R’s. We continue to dislike rumbas and overly produced packages (we are NOTHING if not consistent). The tissues come out for Mr. Springer’s waltz. Katy professes a love for a contestant that Chris refuses to get on board with, and vice versa. And we bid adieu to not one, not two, but three contestants. A real wild one, folks.


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    Podcast art: Kat Fey

    Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin

    1 hr 37 min
  • I'm in Love with a Springer
    This week we’re breaking all the rules! The lift police and the Bureau of Broken Holds have to go to war against the contestants who should know better. Chris and Katy struggle to critique mambos because they have no idea what they are (but at the very least, they know “Bop to the Top” is an appropriate song choice). And before we say goodbye to two expected stars, both hosts fall in love with a most unexpected dancer.
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    Podcast art: Kat Fey
    Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin
    1 hr 37 min
  • Vivica A. Foxtrot

    For the first episode of DWTS's third season, Katy and Chris are back in fine form.  There is a love for the female pros (especially Cheryl, Edyta, and Kym Legs-for-Days Johnson).  There is a distaste for sob story packages, especially involving bus accidents.  There are Emmitt Smith hot taeks.  There are disappointments and surprises galore.  There is a general thirsting over hot people.  Just an ordinary day back on Planet Mirrorballus.


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    Podcast art: Kat Fey

    Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin

    1 hr 23 min
  • America's Sweetheart (with Special Guest Ashly Costa)

    On a Very Special JMP, the dancer formerly known as A spills all the tea on P! Ashly Costa (née DelGrosso), Katy's new best friend, talks all about her wild journey on the show, detailing her many partners (including some secret ones nobody knows about), the roller coaster that was season 2, her role as a dancer and educator, and how the packages get made. There's so much more, but most of all the sweetest spitfire of the ballroom is here to remind everyone why we love her.


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    Podcast art: Kat Fey

    Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin

    1 hr 4 min
  • A Season 2 Adieu!

    Chris did prep work, Katy gets excited about the coming attractions, and tech issues confounded the editor into making an unconventional choice.


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    Podcast art: Kat Fey

    Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin

    1 hr
  • Katy's Nightmare

    Unfortunately for everyone, it's a disco inferno this week as we discuss the season 2 finale of Dancing with the Stars. Unlike in the finale itself, Chris and Katy have no time to mess about and get right down to business. Katy gets what she deserves as Chris sort of comes around on Jerry Rice, only to watch her beloved Stacy Keibler crash and burn. And in the most shocking turn of events, their opinions on Drew Lachey's freestyle are... not going to be spoiled in the description! So save that horse, ride that cowboy, and figure out how to fill 210 minutes of content with only 9 competitive dances!


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    Podcast art: Kat Fey

    Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin

    1 hr 16 min
  • The Rumble

    In one corner, we have Chris, who is here to take down Jerry Rice and Katy, who he sees as the defender of the 49er.  In the other corner, we have Katy, who is not here to defend Jerry but is being forced to anyway.  It's a masterpiece of a marathon fight night, spanning episodes 6 and 7 of DWTS' second season.  Also, other things are discussed, but who's really here for Drew, Stacy, Lisa, or George?  The fight over the Rice man cometh!


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    Podcast art: Kat Fey

    Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin

    1 hr 34 min
  • Mind Your Ps and Zoos

    This week we dive into episodes 4 and 5 of season 2, and go wildly off the rails. At long last, our national nightmare is over (in 2006).  But before we get to an ignoble farewell to a man who did not want to be there, we have so much to discuss. We debate who the REAL bad boy of the ballroom is, and we both continue to heavily defend Tia and Jerry against the slander of our cohost counterparts. Most importantly, Edyta and George take a trip to the zoo!


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    Podcast art: Kat Fey

    Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin

    1 hr 28 min

About Just Meaningful Plastic: A DWTS Retrospective

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Join hosts and judges Chris and Katy as they embark on the ballroom journey of a lifetime: watching and recapping past seasons of Dancing with the Stars. Chris and Katy critique, giggle, argue, and…