Just the Cheese Please

Two terrible lounge singers wind up aiding communist terrorists against the US... and these are the heroes.  It seems that wearing a headwrap makes your boobs invisible.  Tara thinks the blind camel with a bad tooth is the best character in the movie.  Adam discusses why the studio considered not marketing this movie at all.

A girl babysits some kids after getting stood up by her douchebag boyfriend.  Her idiot friend Brenda freaks out and runs away to the bus station where she tries to get some weiner.  The babysitter attempts to rescue her friend but is thwarted by a hook man, Loony Toons James Cagney, and Thor himself.  Tara J has some strong feelings about Brenda.  Adam doesn't understand Elizabeth Shue's face.

A scumbag and a pathological liar try to con a bunch of rich people into believing that some guy isn't dead even though nobody cares and there's no point to anything that happens. Meanwhile a hitman slowly goes insane.  Tara explains about washing hair and Adam reads a review from someone who think he knows how to make the movie better

What a pervy movie!  So many boobs.  Anyway, Scott Baio gets superpowers and does nothing good with them.  He also has serious anger issues and goes full Carrie on his school except with nudity instead of blood.  Meanwhile, Scatman Crothers just wants to eat salami and ride bikes with Einstein.

A heartwarming story about a deadbeat dad who abandoned his child and maybe sold drugs, and how he comes back into his son's life to encourage toxic behavior and violence and also disrespect towards his grandfather who just wants the best for him.  There's also lots of arm wrestling and Kenny Loggins, but not at the same time.

Murder! Revenge! Voodoo! Sex perverts!  Sounds like the makings of a good movie, no?  Unfortunately nobody wants to take credit for having anything to do with this film.  Tara and Adam investigate why that might be

A movie about teenage rebellion where we seem to like the old people better than the kids.  Body switching, Tai Chi, mousse, wet hair, paper bag pants, sailor outfits, and dancing like Michael Jackson.  Maybe its a good thing the 80s ended when it did.

Were the window dressings even that good? What are the rules for mannequins?  Why do poor people live in dope lofts and throw out ice cream after one bite.  Also, the greatest time and place in recorded history is Philadelphia in the 1980s.

Kids smoking, monsters yelling curses in children's faces, holocaust references, and martial problems. Just your typical 80s kids movie. 

What is happening in this movie? Is He-Man magic?  Does this have anything to do with the cartoon?  Why does it take place on earth?  Is Frank Langella brilliant or cheesey?  What is the plot hole that broke Tara's brain?