George attended a coffee cupping and WPPI, Greg declares a state of confusion over COVID-19, and we sipped on some mighty fine grinds from C3 Coffee Roasters.

In this episode we had the pleasure of sitting down with the CEO of Dovetail Coffee, Ben Edtl, to discuss the business of marketing a coffee brand, what organic and fair trade certifications mean, the MASLs, palm trees in Portland, and more!

Grab your tissues and pain meds – this week we're tearing quadriceps, burying man's best friend, giving Tom Steyer's belt a closer look, pronouncing Prescott (AZ) as “press kit” whilst sipping on a Press cup, and briefly visiting Pound Town.

Who the hell is out there getting their sweats hemmed? George, apparently. We've got Ruby Coffee Roasters in our cup this week, and we talk weighted blankets, bat spit coffee, and watching horror movies as kids.

Greg got older, wiser, and better looking, George's wife conquers FrothGate, and why doest the hospitality industry sh*t on reservations?

If you can’t laugh at loved ones who can you laugh at? Find out how we got to this shows title and why we can’t justify paying $15 for 5oz of coffee. The Woo, a.k.a. our Affluent Person's Traphouse landlord gave the show an Xmas present from Atlas Coffee Club and we decided to finally brew it up for this episode. You’ll also find out the perfect ratio of coffee:sleep deprivation.

This week we sip on some Nicaraguan goodness via Osaka, Japan, George gives us a recap of some of the more interesting finds at CES, and we rain praise on the Joker movie.

The JTD X-mas gift exchange goes down 2 weeks late, George gets excited about CES, Greg discusses the ending of ‘The Mandalorian.’

Lit Xmas Eve Eve parties, Samoan cheesecakes, and beer crawling in Vegas.

Christmas party time, we announce the winners of our coffee giveaway contest, do a gripe-y spoiler review of ‘Rise of Skywalker,’ and warm our winter souls with Dune Coffee Holiday Blend!