David Waldman brings us to today’s KITM, which is certainly a day. Greg Dworkin joins us with a slew packed into his Raft O’ Stories™!

What happens if a president and the federal government fail to follow a judge's orders? This administration couldn’t just Google the answer to that, could they? If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. But, if you only lie, you also don’t need to remember anything, yet you have nothing to be responsible for. Of course, judges have to come along and harsh everyone’s mellow.

Trump has a point; El Salvador’s Hotel California is intended to be our NIMBY death-camp. Americans hate it when clerical errors happen in front of our faces. If people return from being disappeared, it kind of defeats the purpose. 

Harvard University has decided to defeat Trump’s purpose, which might cost them a couple of billion in funding. Then again, Columbia has turned about, and hopefully other universities are taking notes. Meanwhile, Maine is showing other states how it’s done.

Canadians are quick studies. The slowest of the slow learners, incumbent Democrats, are just beginning to find out. Are they bright enough to come out against the Trump Tariffs, though?  Trump’s Tariff Disaster might last longer than the dollar. Time for coders to retrain as coal miners, and preschoolers to jumpstart their careers in operating textile looms.

Luckily, Elon Musk has been incel-seeding his own master race, for exactly these circumstances. Rumor has it that Elon’s way past second base with Shivon Zilis… She could be the one! Civil rights are for losers.