Easter candies and matzo crackers go on sale this week! No white smoke yet though, so David Waldman and Greg Dworkin were both available to work on today’s show.

The Pope met with JD Vance, then… Marjorie Taylor Greene rejoiced, but not hardly as much the Antichrist, who posted self-exultations in his triumph over the forces of good, then went golfing.

Pete Kegsbreath's phone seems to have sucked up the contact info of his wife and brother to include them in another Signal war-room chat... Shaaa-(Hic!)-zam! Darn those anonymous (cough, mike waltz) smears! If it weren’t for all of those snitches, Pete would still be doing a great job! Facts just keep making Hic-seth look bad, like they do Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem losing her purse with $3000 in cash, or R-S.C. Nancy Mace losing her ever-loving mind with a voter. Or the latest IRS commissioner… or the one before him, or the one before, or the one before. Or the six thugs who assaulted a woman in that Idaho town hall.

Elon Musk is no genius, but he’s no dummy.

Even with so many idiots, the terror escalates. American citizens are being swept off to detainment centers even as Senator Chris Van Hollen and most of the Supreme Court fight to make things right. MAGA DNGAF and think that’s cool. Trump’s plan in Ukraine is “rape, pillage, kill”, similar to their plan for universities, if they’d just let them.

Senior citizens, boomers and boomers-at-heart are at the heart of nationwide Trump protests.