David Waldman and Greg Dworkin bring us the latest in news and opinion. By the way… Jeffrey Epstein!

At least James Dobson is dead.

Gavin C. Newsom (Gorgeous) has been hand selected (Some say RIGGED) by God to return AMERICA's democracy and Democracy to the "USA".

Of course, in 2028, Gavin's policy stands and personal aptitude for the presidency will be of utmost… Hello? You do remember 2015, right? As do the people behind the Gavin Newsom Press Office, Camile Zapata and Izzy Gardon. That's the long game. The short game sees the majority of Democrats backing California's counter-gerrymandering of Texas as a good thing. California's Supreme Court is stepping out of the way.

So, what is Donald K. Trump really up to in Washington? Nothing, as usual, and no good, as usual. Who to better represent Trump than the three most hated stooges in American history, Stephen Miller, Pete Hegseth and JD Vance? DC's criminals better watch out, the new gang means business.

Elise Stefanik knows that she's hated by most of her constituents, Democrat and Republican, but she will never rest until she earns the antipathy of each person in her district.

The Freedom Caucus is heading into various sunsets in the next couple of years.

Fannie Mae chair Bill Pulte is weaponizing Palantir-DOGE hacked Fannie Mae computers against any Democrat with two houses. (probably)

Walmart is now offering a high price guarantee, while jobs slowly head for the cliff. No one does not see the crash coming. Trump wants the Fed to let him squeeze out the last bit before it all ends.

No matter how you slice it, Mamdanimentum rolls through NYC.

Next week: Jeffrey Epstein!