If we have to keep talking about Jeffrey Epstein, then at least let us hear more Tom Lehrer!

Well, with Greg Dworkin on hand to round up the day's news, that's never a problem!

Unless you're Donald Trump, that is. Because people think that guy sucks! Though it may just be worse given his bad timing. Of course, it could also be, you know, his "policies." Or his policy of firing people who report statistics indicating that his policies suck. Or pulling out all the stops to rig the system, all while crying loudly that it's rigged against him. Or just maybe, the leopards he keeps sending to eat his voters' faces.

Or maybe lots of Republicans are going to "get Flooded" when the time comes, whomever or wherever they may be.

Given how bad the landscape is for Trump and his Republicans, why would any Democrat or independent ever fall into the trap of praising him?

Something happened to "Big Balls." We're just not sure exactly what. But we know it's being used as an excuse for yet another moment of Trump extremism.

But don't let the extremism distract you from the revisionism! Whether at home or abroad. Really, you can't miss either the revisionism or the egotism. Soon enough, it'll be on display before the entire world. Know who else used the same play?

Federal judges are getting fed up, though. And they won't play. Learn about the "presumption of regularity," how Trump killed it, and what happens when it's gone.