David Waldman is back! No wait, I was gone, he was here. At least it's Friday, right?

A good guy without a gun stopped a bad guy with a gun at a place with a lot of guns.

It sounds as if Trump oversold his trade deals a bit. He does have a tendency to overstate things. Trump showed reporters a poster with a line and numbers no one has ever seen before. Winning!

Trump appointees sacked Judge James Boasberg's contempt order against other Trump officials, prompting Senator Sheldon Whitehouse to explain the problem to Chief Justice John Roberts, who dropped the letter in the TLDR file, as he has some elections to rig.​​​​

DOJ senior advisor Jared Wise, called police "Nazi" and demanded their murder… but that was back when he was an impressionable youngster of four or so years ago.

WNBA players aren't paid what they are worth but certainly don't need some incels' hand-me-down dildos. Don Jr. gave his dad a dildo along with all the Skibidi rizz that, of course, entails.