It's Thursday, so David Waldman and Greg Dworkin are both here to roll up their sleeves and help Trump dig any hole he's digging today.

The Radical Left Democrats have hit pay dirt, again! Donald K. Trump wants to move on from the Jeffery Epstein case. He needs everyone to quit talking about Jeffery Epstein. He is telling you to quit speculating about Jeffery Epstein and him. He is demanding that everyone just stop thinking about Jeff and him and those girls. Stop it, now. Just shut up. Shut up. SHUT UP! Why won't they all shut up?

Elon Musk warned you… Well, so did everyone else for about thirty years. Now Trump has baskets of his own deplorables to deal with.

In the unenviable crux betwixt Jeffery Epstein and Sean Combs is Maurene Comey. No one who visits there is left unscrewed, and because of her last name, neither did Maurene. She-Wolf of the DOJ, Pam Bondi, served up Comey to cheer up the boss, at least for the moment. Along with the attorney general's own ethics adviser go any people who could rat out or otherwise inconvenience any Justice Department thuggery and/or henching.

So far, the Trump administration has not figured out how to send migrants to fictional countries, but they may have to, as there are so few that meet our evil criteria.

ICE soldiers haven't taken fire axes to voting machines… yet... so, elections persist. Abigail Spanberger is coming right up the center in Virginia, with some of the way cleared by the giant sucking Trump effect. Meanwhile the Mamdani effect is being felt all the way out in Arizona, although there is a lot to be said for heritage and experience.

In Isreal, the Council of Torah Sages declares war on Netanyahu's coalition for making them non-exempt from military service.