KITM AV department intern David Waldman hopes to get a break from all of his breaks soon, but there's always something...

ICE is SAD! Wherever the ICE men goeth, tragedy strikes… them. Beating immigrants while cosplaying as ISIS hasn't captured the hearts of Americans like they hoped. Detainees start whining after only days of being held without charges, some even skip out without even a "thank you". The constant bruising of ICE agent knees on Hispanic testicles has become an almost untenable occupational hazard. And now, elected officials are almost everywhere, clogging the treads of the boots of justice, as if voters elected them to do things like that! Can't people see their guns?

Meanwhile, Gavin Newsom fights tyranny with guerrilla trolling.

We should be so glad that Trump's two weeks never finish. When Trump says, "two weeks", he means "never". When he says, "90 days", he means "forever". The day that Donald has truly been waiting for, is that day he won't be expected to give an update.