David Waldman returns to the mound at KITM Stadium, pitching for the US Liberals, down by… a lot, in what feels like a pretty late inning.

Hundreds of alleged Venezuelan gang members were flown to El Salvador, that is, they are alleged to be gang members, purported to be Venezuelan, maybe they weren’t US citizens, possibly weren’t just a guy with a beef with an ICE agent, who probably isn’t affiliated with an opposing gang. Sure, it seems like a constitutional crisis, but isn’t everything? The White House asks the judge, “You mad, bro?” then demands his impeachment.

It’s just another example of the USA’s new sense of humor, like the plan to make Canada our northern Puerto Rico. Blaming Canada is easy, which is why we do it. Canadian soldiers, however, aren’t insects to swat away. They do seem to have a lot of tanks, missiles, jets, bullets and about four times the shared border of, say, Ukraine and Russia.

Trump rehires while Elon fires as their madcap hijinks continue. DOGE makes an armed raid upon the offices of the U.S. Institute of Peace. Staff inside did stand their ground for a while but really missed a chance at creating a quite ironic Castle Doctrine case. I have personally predicted a standoff between U.S. Marshals and Secret Service for almost a decade now and continue to be incorrect. (As of 2:56 EST)

Oklahoma social studies classes will teach about ‘discrepancies’ in the 2020 election. The President of the United States teaches that there are no discrepancies. There are no longer non-white soldiers in American history… at least, no famous ones. Pentagon leaker Jack Teixeira hopes that Trump will assign him to a new reality.