Tuesday brings us David Waldman and KITM, brought to you by Cadillac, The King o’ Kars! Well, it could be if they gave us a couple Celestiqs… Celestiqes… but it wouldn’t change us at all.

Look at Donald K. Trump. That guy takes bribes all the time, and he never changes. If anything, it just makes him more so. Qatar is pro-Hamas, but Donald is pro-having their free plane. Trump is in the Middle East to get stuff, and the only way he’d sell out America is if it was tied to him getting more stuff, so...

Americans seem to be becoming less reassured by Trump’s complete venality. Gops grow quiet. Dems grow gonads. I mean, Chuck FN Schumer!