Today, David Waldman and Greg Dworkin take it to the next level but only find more pits to jump over.

Sauds are used to having guests “brown-nose” them, but they haven’t met anyone quite so into it as Donald K. Trump. Donald’s still over there, so there must be more silverware he can fit under his baggy suit. Useless Grok at ExTwitter can tell you what Trump’s scheme is but will probably blame it on White genocide.

Not even AI knows what Kash Patel did as a consultant for Qatar.

Even the New York Post can’t spin Qatar’s ‘Palace in the Sky’ plane as anything other than a bribe. It’s such an outrageous and obvious grift that Kristi Noem had to get in on it. She already has a $50 million jet but could always use others to match her outfits.

Don Jr. is making sure that he’s getting a taste. Elon Musk is having the US State Department force small African countries send him money, because it’s always more fun to take money from poor people. DOGE doesn’t amuse Elon anymore, so Gops will need a plan B.

Now that there’s more blood in the water than water, Dems are beginning to smell it. Oregon’s attorney general is suing to block Trump’s tariffs. Omaha, Nebraska has flipped blue in a big way. In New Jersey, six Democratic candidates are trying to squeeze through the primary door. Kamala Harris leads Donald Trump in the 2024 election! Unfortunately, they aren’t accepting votes on that anymore, but House seats are coming up. FREE KILMAR!

To the world, authoritarian countries begin to resemble their leaders, and the US is becoming an old, orange-faced jackass. Walmart will be passing tariff costs to the consumer. The bond market doesn’t see us recovering.

Meanwhile, birthright citizenship seems like a pretty obvious right. Trump demands that SCOTUS declare everyone who thinks that “pre-wrong”, or at least “pre-stupid”.