David Waldman delivers the Tuesday KITM, leaving the washing machine delivery to those trained professionals.

It sure seems like big man Donald K. Trump, tears in his eyes, begged like a dog for that Qatar 747, which is why it is, of course, Joe Biden’s fault. Biden and Scott Adams were just keeping it a secret.

Is Trump an idiot, a liar, or only joking? It’s that Trump “trinity”. All three can be individually true, and yet all the same thing, all at once. Others can only hope to be so triune but will never reach his perfection.

That’s why history is being scrubbed. News organizations are being extorted for interviewing his political opponents. Epidemics are disappearing. As did the lawyer for the Venezuelans deported to El Salvador. One white Afrikaner farmer was genocided last year. Thousands of refugees around the world send him their hopes and prayers.

New Jersey Rep. LaMonica McIver has been charged with a belly bump terrorist fist jab, not to be confused with a Jan 6 tourist ocular thumb massage.

The House, working on the “One, Big, Beautiful Bill Act” bill (Idiotic or a joke? See, there is no difference.) have disappeared their “nonprofit killer” provision, which could be a lie or a joke, like not cutting Medicaid, or evading the filibuster by following the rules.