It’s Tuesday, time for David Waldman to freestyle the Tuesday Freestyle KITM! Anyway:

Donald K. Trump is an idiot, but he is also the President and shouldn’t use his stupidity to avoid responsibility. Nevertheless, Trump is incredibly irresponsible, very dumb, and quite likely to behave that way.

Linda McMahon makes Donald Trump look like Atticus Finch. McMahon is such a dunce that the Education Department would rather go anonymous than quote the boss’s letter directly. 

Trump demands that the DOJ spring Tina Peters from the Colorado state pen. Trump will be announcing something in the next two weeks, but it probably won’t be Ed Martin’s confirmation to attorney for Washington, DC.

There exist morons too demented for this administration. Non-morons, however, are welcome, such as the folks at Palantir, who’ll do anything for a buck, and who made 300 billion of those this year.

Meanwhile, what’s left of US intelligence has determined that Venezuela is not in a forever war with us, and that we don’t need to forever imprison them in El Salvador. Trump fully understands and will send them to Rwanda instead.