David Waldman and Greg Dworkin are back on the Wednesday KITM, and probably still aren’t AI generated, although honestly, have you ever actually seen them?

Are Jesus and Buddha space alien lizard people? Trump TV is as unglued as Trump. AI chatbots will encourage you to believe this and much more while they take over your job, and eventually your life. In real life, Kari Lake is making One America News the Voice of America.

Apple juice will be one of the first things wiped off the shelves by the Trump tariff tsunami.

Ed Martin was intended to make MAGA great again but is too MAGA to even get out of committee.

Oh, so now disengaged voters are becoming engaged? Well, maybe too late is better than never. Dotard Donald is becoming more doddering with every passing day, and he’s completely lost his bullshit fastball. If only Democrats said what they mean, mean what they said, and got stuff done, it’d be so simple.

If you can’t imagine a worse fate for migrants than being kidnapped and sent to El Salvador, you don’t have the into-the-box imagination of a Steven Miller. Picture what awaits deportees to Libyan or Rwandan prisons!

At war with Houthi rebels, the Navy has resorted to the tactic of throwing fighter jets at them.

What has Ron DeSantis done for Trump lately? Not much, so into the meatball machine Ron goes.