David Waldman is back and flying solo again! He's the Charles Lindbergh of podcasters, but without the antisemitism!

Remember when Joe Biden brokered peace and secured the release of hostages in Gaza? Well, Donald K. Trump just did some too. Only, Trump got the last of the hostages, which, like the last piece of cake, is always the most important part. Now what? Who knows? What's in it for Trump?

At the Gaza summit, Trump, always the dealmaker, remembered to "ABC": Always Be Covetous", Always Be Corrupting", Always Be Coercive", "Always Be Crass", and "Always Be Cruising."

Trump made certain to complement Egypt, not just because he admires their lack of human rights, but because he owes them for helping take care of Hillary Clinton. Oh, yeah, also that $10 million in American $100 bills. Did Donald commit a crime or two? Like they say, "follow the money".

Two halves of Trump's halfwit battle it out over China, and the only ones who have a clue probably have Trump or Kushner as their last names.

Meanwhile, while everybody else goes low, Barack Obama goes high.