David Waldman is out introspecting today, as his Days of Awe end and our days of awful begin.

A hidden conservative network bankrolls right-wing news. A dark money group is secretly funding Democratic influencers. Clearly, Mr. Waldman needs to get out more and make some more friends.

Whether you were "politically correct", "woke", or "pinko", the Right has always wanted you to shut up.

Government has ended; Donald K. Trump burns the crops and salts the earth. Federal workers know who to blame but are told to blame the others. Lisa Cook remains at the Federal Reserve Board as her office window is just too low to throw her out of.

E.J. Antoni however, can't run the U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics, now that people found out what an asshole he is, and since "statistics" have been added to the Trump enemies list.