David Waldman talks about the things you wanted to hear about on today's KITM!

Greg Dworkin found some polls floating in the sewage over at ex-Twitter. They indicate that Dems are way up. Now, people still hate Democrats, but they despise Republicans, which could lead to midterm wins if Republicans allow voting to happen. R Paul LePage is winning in Maine, but D Jared Golden is putting the effort in. In the Senate race Graham Platner will be getting his past lasered off and is presently doing quite well. To guess at who will win in Virginia, watch who is resigning now.

Zohran Mamdanized Andrew Cuomo in their second debate and gave him a kick out the door.

Donald K. Trump opens his Pacific theater of operations in order to serial murder fisherfolk and possibly curtail "the ocean drugs and the sea drugs, drugs by sea they call it also". (The president was of course referring to the deadly drug "chloroquine") After the trawlers are cleared out, Trump can pump the Pacific on to the Portland fires.

The mind-rot algorithm destroys minds around the world, including those doing the rotting. Mike Johnson thinks inflatable frogs have it in for Hakeem Jeffries. Lindsey Halligan wants this, and everything prior to this, off the record.

John Fetterman must have meant to say that Trump is stealing $230 million because of his small balls, it just doesn't make sense any other way. 

Trump will demolish anything to put his thing in its place. The East Wing is the thing he is demolishing this week. Planning only gets in the way of the demolishing. Demolishing will become easier once the economy is out of the way. Don't worry, Democrats have a word they've been focus grouping and are almost ready to deploy. Senator Jeff Merkley had 22 hours and 36 minutes of words to say against Trump doing such things.