David Waldman and Greg Dworkin have resurfaced with yet more anti-chaotic rhetoric on today's KITM.

A million Trump obituaries have been written, but like the Rapture, no one ever seems to get the date right. Donald is failing and unpopular, almost more than he ever was. He's even on the low end for a despot. Trump's support is waning, now amongst the podcasters without cool titles like Kagro in the Morning and Connor Eats Pants. Perhaps this unpopularity will add to the unpopularity of the government shutdown, and if not make Democrats more popular, at least their policies might become more accepted.

Donald K. Trump may seem nonintelligent but he's more anti-intelligence. Trump has been cutting down on intelligence as much as possible lately. Jane Goodall would have given up on him long ago. In fact, she did. 

A federal judge has the Oregon National Guard to quell the (no) insurrection in Portland. Also, the California National Guard… and the Texas… How about the 82nd Airborne? Yay Gavin! Now it's over to JB. Thanks to Pritzker, Kristi and Corey can't even find a Chicago bathroom stall to hook up in. The Founding Fathers wouldn't have guessed that a president would declare war on everybody. Trump wondered who would rid him of this meddlesome South Carolina judge, and now the police are looking into that.

Jeffrey Epstein! If Ghislaine Maxwell didn't remind you today, Howard Lutnick would have.

Soon to be former New York mayor, former New York mayoral candidate Eric Adams is checking out Albania, cashing taxpayer checks, collecting Albanian ones.