David Waldman explains the inexplicable for another couple of hours.

Donald K. Trump might have to invoke the Insurrection Act to do whatever he wants. That's ok by him, it's just that he hates doing things. Even "invoking" is getting tough at his age. The road to Hell is now paved with explainer articles. CNN reaches back three decades to find a photo, reaching over more recent and appropriate examples. Trump's immigration crackdown will knock $240 billion off of US economic growth, but everyone knows that misses the point.

Donald K. Trump might know Ghislaine Maxwell, he might not. He might pardon her, he might not. Depends on how cute he feels… Say it!

Trump's new acting U.S. Attorney Lindsey Halligan is having a tough time finding someone to prosecute James Comey who hasn't already been disbarred but would like to be.

Curtis Yarvin scheme for world domination is falling apart and he's now prepping his escape pod. Wait a minute! Marjorie Taylor Greene's children's insurance premiums for 2026 are going to DOUBLE? That's it, Marge's a Democrat now. Megyn Kelly has always known which side of her bread is buttered on. Frank Bisignano will now run the IRS and Social Security. Anyone can drive two busses at once if they don't care about steering.