David Waldman and Greg Dworkin bring us another KITM under the cloud of another beloved celebrity death, multiple award-winning actress, Polly Holliday. RIP, kiss her grits.

We are also under a cloud of another mass school shooting. At Evergreen High School in Colorado a student shot two peers, then himself.  Also, at Utah Valley University, only one man was shot, but it's sure causing some hubbub!  VP Just Dance Vance is dropping everything and rushing to the scene. Donald K. Trump is ordering flags to half-staff… or even HALFER staff. Who knows, Trump could put some national holiday on this date to memorialize him. MSNBC sacrificed a pundit in his honor. South Park might cancel itself after this. Gops fall on their knees in prayer before declaring a Jihad against the infidel lefties. Never fear, Kash Patel is here! …If there are any agents left to assign to the case. Breaking: Police have apprehended a rifle, but as guns don't kill people, they had to release it.

The US shot those Venezuelans in the back, then circled around and killed the survivors. After all, drug smugglers are at war with us, and we need to defend ourselves.

Tom Hanks brought us Apollo 13, Saving Private Ryan, Sully, From the Earth to the Moon, John Adams, The Pacific, Masters of the Air… and that Saturday Night Live sketch in which he wore a MAGA hat… oh well.

Gops thought they had the Epstein Files safe, but they never counted on CHUCK SCHUMER. Ok, they got away again, but who needs the Epstein Files when we have the Ghislaine Emails?

Above all, let's remember 9/11 today. There are many unsung tales and heroes yet to be discovered.