David Waldman tells us life is like an extra-large order of fries: There's always lots to ketchup on!

RIP to the golden age of Hollywood, and Robert Redford. Don't let on he was a Lib and you might be able to share condolences without being doxed, fired, or in jail.

She-Wolf of the DOJ, Pam Bondi will punish anyone refusing to print flyers, whether for Horst Wessel or Herbert Norkus or any other martyr for the cause.

Greg Gutfeld is aghast that anyone would say Melissa Hortman, randomly killed for being a Democratic politician, was a victim of "political violence", unlike Charlie Kirk, who was a PODCASTER.

What do Democrats, homeless, immigrants, LGBTQ, teachers, students and Satan have in common? To Donald K. Trump, they all are you, and he knows they are never him. For a second there, Donald wondered if Melissa Hortman was some woman he violated behind Studio 54. Every woman that Trump has victimized might seem like an individual to you, but combined, they've created the TRUMP brand, and you'll have to answer to Trump attorney Lionel Hutz if you sully the Trump brand. Or perhaps a firing squad, Trump is not sure.

The homeless could choose lethal injection, but America is not that great again, yet. Once it is, fewer people will be shot.

Trump will keep having Venezuelans killed and South Koreans imprisoned and tortured until those acts become precedent for future acts. What? That's not how it works? Tell that to Bill Pulte, who now has to lock up his mom and dad for doing the thing his target Lisa Cook did not do.