David Waldman picked a heck of a day to declare war on Boliva, without his Sundance, Greg Dworkin, here to cover him.

Donald K. Trump keeps smiting Caribbean fishermen from a distance instead of selling MAGA bonus closeups of their faces sinking beneath the waves. Even ball-crushing John Woo is beginning to wonder if we might just be the baddies in this one. Keep Woo's copy of the Constitution, we can use it between Gop administrations. 

Red alert! Has this Antichrist-led holy war crossed its Rubicon? Hmm, that's some spicy rhetoric! Mike Johnson's son's phone is getting steamy with that one. Our enemies overseas are helping fan those fires that the Right are fanning, as if they needed any help.

South Koreans are pretty shocked by how they've been treated out in the wild west and might take an approximately 1,220 day or so break before returning. Stephen Miller would love to have them all back, as he needs to deport them a few dozen more times to reach quota.

An ABC reporter asked Trump a question and Donald threatened him. An ABC reporter asked Trump a question and Donald threatened him.

I'm so old that I remember that before Watergate, folks used to say, "This is the worst scandal since Teapot Dome." Finally, the Trump administration, with help from the United Arab Emirates and World Liberty Financial, will return that phrase to our lexicon.