See? It wasn't the end of the world! David Waldman, and Greg Dworkin are back on the air!

So is Jimmy Kimmel! That is all thanks to "We the People", and not just those of us who were binging as fast as possible to maybe get around to cancelling Disney+… and we would have too! But also, those standing up to ABC from everywhere to demand accountability, including people that they actually knew and cared about. Donald K. Trump will not be tuning in. (He totally watched every minute.) Many stations still won't air the show. Did you know that "stations" still... "air" ... "shows"?

Everyone agrees that Trump seems to have experienced a massive "masterstroke" at the UN yesterday, perhaps a series of them. Donald will be autopenning his posts for a while.

We also welcome back Jeffery Epstein, who became impossible to suspend, either by executive or royal decree. Arizona's special election could give Dems enough votes to make Mike Johnson's job holding fig leaves in place a lot tougher. Let's see Trump Article 2 himself out of this one!

Ryan Walters, Trump Bible salesman-superintendent, wants Turning Point in every Oklahoma high school and Charlie Kirk statues in every state university in the US. Sounds like a design job for some Etsy Witches.