Today's episode can really be summed up by the following Daily Mail headlines:

"Rebel Wilson cuts a casual figure in a Givenchy grey hoodie as she heads to the shops to stockpile food amidst coronavirus pandemic",

"RHONY star Luann de Lesseps stocks up on paper towel as she joins panic shopping crowds in the Hamptons amid coronavirus outbreak," and

"'I hope he takes it with a sense of humour!' Shania Twain reveals that Brad Pitt DOES 'impress her much' despite the iconic lyrics from her hit song claiming otherwise'"

I wish we were kidding. All this and more! (More = Kaley Cuoco's iconic Starbucks #spon, Dakota Johnson's iconic Architectural Digest Open Door tour, this season of The Bachelor comes to a swift and merciful end, JoJo Siwa allegedly gets a boyfriend and Ezra Miller. Ezra! Miller!