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For best results, start this episode on 31st of December, 2018 at exactly 10:38:47pm (22:38:47)

If you're all alone and depressed, countdown the new year with Jordan, Jazz Manhattan and Alyson Alonzo. Even if it isn't New Year's Eve, you'll enjoy this one, as they review the year of 2018, from The #metoo Movement, Netflix original movies, the queer folk, transracial people, Tim Duncan, LGBTQ, Patty Mills, Stonewall, sound effects with mouths, Lena Dunham, weed tours, life in the music business, and the people that will all die in 2019.Start this episode at exactly 10:38pm and 47 seconds (22:38:47) in your time zone to count down with them. @kayallscope on Instagram and FacebookThis episode's song is "Get Me High" by Alyson Alonzo

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Find her album "The Romantic EP" on Spotify by searching for Alyson Alonzo

On this Holiday Special of Kayallscope, Jordan brings Jasmine back as they discuss Xmas, Festivus, the evolution of movie theatres into home theatres, Xmas movies, fat bus drivers, Santa Clause, and Forrest Whitaker. They call some people from past episodes who called the show at 240-428-8336. Follow Kayallscope on Facebook and Instagram @kayallscope for pictures and more information. 

The song is Wanna Leave by Aryan Kumar@sanskritaryan on Twitter and InstagramFind him on Spotify, new album available 21st of December 2018

After being gone for 10 episodes, Nars joins Jordan to talk with a personal trainer and owner of Total Body Fitness, Jean Carlos Gonzalez. In their two hours of conversation, they talk about how to be motivated and meet your goals, baby steps, nutrition, supplements, different styles of working out, fitting what works for you. Toby takes the day off to play video games, go cow riding, or whatever it is that Toby does outside of the studio. 

You can follow Jean and his gym on Facebook www.facebook.com/totalbodytraining 

Website http://totalbodytrainingtx.com/ 

Closing song: "Flowering" by Tides Away 

Combining the music of the past, such as 80s and 90s electronica and synth-pop, with modern hard rock, metal, and electronic styles, Tides Away seeks above all to create something interesting. Formed in 2017, the band hopes to reach new audiences and to help other likeminded acts reach an audience as well. 

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Listen to Tides Away's music here http://smarturl.it/tidesawaydissimilar

Jordan and Josh reveal how they're officially old men. They discuss their opinions on Millennials, and new smokers, and shitty clothing choices. Stephen Hillenburg (creator of Spongebob) has died, and Jordan and Josh pay tribute to cartoonists (Spongebob, Family Guy, South Park, Rick and Morty, and et cetera) and talk about the differences with the evolution of cartoons in their lifetime, from kids cartoons to modern adult comedy cartoons. Toby has a microphone on him now, but does he turn it on? 

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Today's musical guest is Kelekam with the song Hype Talk (featuring XEN)You can find their music and social media here:

YouTubehttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcjs5x_oD67RMNllgxDgqxA 

Facebookhttps://www.facebook.com/Kelekam0/ 

Soundcloudhttps://soundcloud.com/kelekam0

World renowned chef, and newcomer stand up comedian, Ian Grant talks with Jordan and Toby about food, diet, diabetes, and life of being a chef. When a squirrel makes it's way into the studio, Toby catches it with a box and wraps it on a fleece blanket, tied to a broom. Jordan mumbles and complains about being sick all day and then discovers that Ian lived in the same dreadful/delightful city in North Carolina.You can find and follow Ian Grant at his handle @yaboibig on Instagram and Facebook.You can find and follow Jordan Kayall at his handle @jordankayall on Instagram and Facebook.

You can find and follow Kayallscope at the handle @kayallscope on Instagram and Facebook.This episode's closing music is "Why Are You Here" by Rich YRFind out more about his music at www.therealrichyr.com

His social media handle is @therealrichyr

Jordan and Stephon speak with guest Gregory Valdez about marketing in social media. Toby scrolls through one of Greg's client's Facebook feeds to discover that she was always a woman. Jordan builds a moat around his house, and Stephon books a trip to India. Jordan steps in dog shit (the peanut butter kind), and smears it on his acceleration pedal on his car, leading to a Threes Company style situation which involves plastic bananas. 

 

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This episode's song is Bloodshed by 2RedLightswww.facebook.com/2redlightsofficial

The first Kayallscope podcast recorded in front of a live audience at The Overtime Theater.Jordan and Stephon interview Street Epistemologist, Anthony Magnabosco on his methods and techniques of his learned skill of street epistemology. Anthony talks about street epistemology and shows a few clips from his YouTube channel to a live audience as they comment on the videos afterwards. Different members of the audience come up to the microphone to test their beliefs, as well as participate in the Q&A towards the end.There is a live performance from Alyson Alonzo at the end of the podcast.

Call Kayallscope at 240-428-8336 to have your questions, comments or complaints aired in the next episode. Follow Kayallscope on Instagram www.instagram.com/kayallscope and Facebook www.facebook.com/kayallscope for pictures and videos from the podcast. @kayallscopeFollow Anthony Magnabosco and his YouTube channel.Twitter: https://twitter.com/magnabosco (follow)YouTube: https://youtube.com/magnabosco210 (tons of Playlists)Facebook: https://facebook.com/magnabosco210 (like his page)Website: https://anthonymagnabosco.com (contact him, appearances)Playlist of Street Epistemology Quick-Clips:http://tinyurl.com/PL-AM-SE-QUICKCLIPSMusical guest Alyson Alonzo can be heard on YouTube, Facebook and SpotifyFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/alysonalonzomusicYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzOwewB0K56U3QT9tSBsegwSpotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/64ghDh5y6pE9k8VvolMvxz?si=1-dhJUbaTGeOZyKQ-t97Tw

This episode was sponsored by The Fat Ass Ranch and Wineryhttps://fatasswine.com/and The Overtime Theaterhttp://theovertimetheater.org/

In this episode, Jordan, Stephon, and Josh discuss if blackface is ok, if it is applied accidentally. Why does everyone suddenly like the same style of clothing at the exact same time? Why do the best athletes have the worst feet? How is wiping one's ass with dry toilet paper acceptable? Why do people leave price tags on their clothes and that sticker hologram on their hats? Why do rappers get the monopoly on fashion for the masses? Can Jewish people wear bolo ties? Are dad hats normal hats to people like Josh and Jordan because they're the age of a dad? Why was Soulman a Blockbuster hit? Did Stephon raid Mr Rogers' wardrobe after Mr Rogers died? Why hasn't Jordan's feet evolved in the past 100,000 years? Is brownface more acceptable that blackface? Find out all of these answers and more in this latest episode of Kayallscope.Follow the @kayallscope Instagram for images from this episode. https://www.instagram.com/kayallscope/Like the Facebook page www.facebook.com/kayallscopeLeave your comments, questions, and angry complaints at 240-428-8336

The song in this episode is "Plasticity" by Bleep Attack!  Hear more of their music at https://www.reverbnation.com/bleepattackLike their Facebook page at https://www.facebook.com/bleepattackfanpage

In this episode, Jordan talks with Stephon about his trip to New Mexico and the information he gathered about "The Roswell Incident" and other secrets of the US government. The YouTube clip link is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBOY5jrOGwA&t=184s

The closing song is "Bile" by HVXVN   https://www.facebook.com/hvxvn666/

We are back with a new co-host Stephon. In this episode we talk about our time away from the podcast, movies, Twilight, new projects, new ideas for future episodes, racism, stand up comedy experiences, Texas being hot, hair loss, a recap of past episodes, the struggles of being PC, 2018, Martin Luther King being an adulterer, grandparents 8 millimetre racist porn, New Mexico, death, dick pics, life, love, live podcasts, black face, LACTATE, along with lots of other nonsense. 

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