Kayallscope

Kayallscope

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  • Ep 9 - Transgender People Explained The Wright Way
    Jordan asks questions about transgender people and the transgender community, and is schooled by second time guest, and podcast host, Callie Wright. 
    Toby falls asleep on the job. Nobody would have known that if it wasn't written in this description, so there is really no reason to even mention it in the first place. I could just simply highlight all of this and delete it from the description, but something is telling me that we need to keep things honest and mention that Toby fell asleep on the job and he let this podcast record for 3 hours and 32 minutes. In the raw footage you can hear Jordan talking about a co-worker of his named Albert Anderson, and how he peed on the floor of the bathroom because he was texting whilst peeing. At the 2 hour and 53 minute mark of the raw podcast footage, you hear Toby wake up, come out of his booth and ask Alexa, "Alexa, what time is it?". He leaves the room and returns about 40 minutes later and says "oh shit, it's still recording". When Jordan found out about this, he really wanted to put it in the show, but Toby threatened to quit if his voice is ever recorded and put on the edited version of the podcast. Now you may be wondering, "well who the hell is writing this then, since it's not Jordan or Toby?" I could leave it a mystery, but I'll just say that it is me, Jordan. Your next question might be, "why, the hell is Jordan talking about himself in third person?" Well, I didn't really have a plan, but since we couldn't put Toby's voice on the podcast, I thought I would talk about how we were going to put his voice on the podcast but couldn't, and the three day struggle of me and Toby going back and forth about adding the little part of him saying "oh shit, it's still recording". I wanted to put it at the very end of the show after about 8 seconds of silence. Kind of like those CD's that have that hidden track that lasts 48 seconds, but you have to let that last track play for 8 minutes before you get to hear it. You wonder why the track is 16 minutes long, then it all makes sense once you hear the hidden track. Callie Wright is a fucking fantastic speaker. I wish I could speak so graceful and choose the perfect vocabulary that she does, instead of mumbling and stuttering over my words trying to get my brain to get my thoughts past my fucking tongue. Maybe I'll do vocal exercises for episode 10. This was such a good interview. Follow Callie Wright on her podcasts. www.gaytheistmanifesto.comwww.thequeerside.comTwitter- @gaytheistcallieMaybe I'll write these descriptions from here on, since Toby likes to sleep. Enjoy the show. -Jordan Kayall
    37 min
  • Ep 8 - Cats, Dogs and Rapey Apes
    Nars gives Firefighter P-Rod the day off when he discovers a frayed wire that nearly set his house on fire. Jordan and Nars discuss the evolution of the domestication of what is now pets. Also, male chimpanzees are not very nice to their females. 
    Find and follow Kayallscope on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and on your favourite podcast app. You just simply write "Kayallscope" in any social media app and follow us. Also, give us a call at 240-428-8336 and ask a question, leave a suggestion, make a request, or comment on what you've heard. If you're listening to this podcast on iTunes, rate this podcast a nice 5 stars and leave a review of your choice.
    50 min
  • Ep 7 - Babies R'US vs UK
    Jordan calls his sisters in England to discuss with them the differences in having a baby in the UK verses the US. They talk about midwives, delivery, finances, medical procedures, insurance and education in the UK whilst comparing them to the US. -Brexit, was it worth it and is England beginning to backpedal to try and reverse it? -Immigrants in the US vs the UK. -Education in the US vs the UK, is either worth the financial costs?-Taxes in the US vs the UK, how much is being spent and where?-The dangers of sugar.David Reimer is the name of the person that Jordan talks about at 21:25. (Some misinformation in this story, get the detailed facts for yourself)
    1 hr 19 min
  • Ep 7 - Babies R’US vs UK

    Jordan calls his sisters in England to discuss with them the differences in having a baby in the UK verses the US. They talk about midwives, delivery, finances, medical procedures, insurance and education in the UK whilst comparing them to the US. 
    -Brexit, was it worth it and is England beginning to backpedal to try and reverse it? 
    -Immigrants in the US vs the UK. 
    -Education in the US vs the UK, is either worth the financial costs?
    -Taxes in the US vs the UK, how much is being spent and where?
    -The dangers of sugar.

    David Reimer is the name of the person that Jordan talks about at 21:25. (Some misinformation in this story, get the detailed facts for yourself)

    1 hr 19 min
  • Ep 6 - Firefighter P-Rod is Fired Up For Skin Tearing Prevention
    Toby's uncontrollable drool gets on the soundboard and causes a short and ruins the entire show, that is until Firefighter P-Rod barges in and saves the day. 
    Firefighter P-Rod shares stories of being a firefighter in San Antonio, from shady people not paying rent and getting stabbed in the heart, to mothers that run out of buildings and leave their infant babies to burn alive, but not on Firefighter P-Rod's watch. Listen to some great stories and advice, especially if you're a Delawarian.  
     
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    1 hr 19 min
  • Ep 5 - What to Delaware on Valentines Day for a Gaytheist
    When two special guests have to postpone their visit to the show due to unexpected circumstances, Jordan and Toby share a bottle of wine and try to come up with an emergency guest so Jordan doesn't have to host alone.
    Jordan shares the voicemails and messages from the people of Delaware who are both happy and angry to share their opinions.
    The origin story of Valentine's Day and Saint Valentine is told, and then Jordan gets an unplanned guest to talk with Valentine's Day along with other topics.
    Toby lays down some sexy beats for you to enjoy your Valentine's week. 
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    Follow special guest, Callie Wright on her podcasts; www.gaytheistmanifesto.comwww.thequeerside.comIf you got through this entire show, until the very, very end. We want to hear from you.
    240-428-8336 Call us and complain.
    48 min
  • Ep 4 - Artificial Intelligence For Your Non-Artificial, Non-Intelligent Brain
    Jordan brings The Nars on the show to discuss his updated poo schedule. They both discuss and predict, the future of artificial intelligence. Sofia the Robot has a message and Kayallscope will take your voice messages and play them on the air. Call 240-428-8336
    Today's episode is brought to you by Lyft. Get your free ride credits here. www.lyft.com/invited/kayall
    1 hr 11 min
  • Ep 3 - Peter Orange is Gooch
    Jordan and Josh talk about poo scheduling, and the love and hate of bad films. They discuss purposely bad films that they've created over the years, along with the Hollywood films they've appeared in. They then play clips from their old online webisode show from 12 years ago and watch a compilation of Nollywood films. 
    The YouTube link to the bonus section of the podcast is:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JmkY3m34kA  This episode is sponsored by Lyft, get $50 in rideshare credits.   www.lyft.com/invited/kayall
    1 hr 39 min

About Kayallscope

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Jordan Kayall and his co-hosts; Josh, Jasmine, Nars, and Stephon, bring you a variety of new interesting, eclectic topics each week, with a fun, easy to follow perspective.