KBKabaret Weekly Show

KBKabaret Week Fifteen Podcast Show Notes

A Kallaballo of Variety in Parlor City

Upstate New York:  Leatherstocking Region

Show contains mostly original skits, observations, music, poetry, and even recipes

Producer, Host, and Head Writer:  Bree Harvey

Actors:  Bree Harvey, Kate Murray, Judy McMahon, Charles Berman, John Carey, John Montgomery, Molly Murray and Valentine- Terrell- Monfeuga Featuring Musical Guest:  Evah Doheny

Granny Ada Episode Turbo Busters

Written by Bree Harvey

Starring:  Judy McMahon, Kate Murray

Beulah Dehsams Champagne Truffles

Written by:  Bree Harvey

Special Guest: Her Husband Leon

Starring:  Judy McMahon, John Montgomery, Bree Harvey

Clueless Barry Episode #1

Clueless Stalker

Written By:  Bree Harvey

Starring:  Charles Berman, Pete Bowers, Kate Murray

911 Episode: Limp Arm

Written by:  John Carey

Starring:  John Carey, John Montgomery

Special Musical guest:  Evah Doheny

Put Your Hands Up

By Damien Cornwell

Produced in On Point Studios

Sung by Evah Doheny

Clueless Barry Episode #2

Written by:  Bree Harvey

This is the One

Starring:  Charles Berman, Pete Bowers, Kate Murray

911 Episode: Emergency The Umbrella

Written by:  John Carey

Starring:  John Carey, Kate Murray

Clueless Barry Episode #3

The Engagement

Written by: Bree Harvey

Starring:  Charles Berman, Pete Bowers, Bree Harvey

Acme Slangs-Tralator Sponsor

Written by:  Bree Harvey

Guest voice:  Evah Doheny, John Harvey

Episode #4 Engagement’s Off

Written by:  Bree Harvey

Starring:  Charles Berman, Pete Bowers

Monte and Carey

The One Liner Dudes off the Street

Starring:  John Carey, John Montgomery

Les Chiens (sponsor)

Written By:  Bree Harvey

Starring:  John Montgomery, John Carey, Kate Murray

911 Episode:  Appointment to Kill

Written by:  John Carey

Starring:  John Carey, Bree Harvey

Clueless Barry Episode:  The Diner

Written By:  Bree Harvey

Starring:  Charles Berman, John Carey

Musical Guest:  Evah Doheny

Singing “I Fought A Boy”

Written by:  Ian Gads

Sound Engineer and Announcer:  Charles Berman

Assistant Sound Engineer:  Valentine- Terrell-Monfeuga

Original Music Written By Bree Harvey

Arraigned by Cristina Dinella

Produced by BHH Productions L. L. C.

©2015 All rights reserved.

KBKabaret Week Fourteen Podcast Show Notes

A Kallaballo of Variety in Parlor City

Upstate New York:  Leatherstocking Region

Show contains mostly original skits, observations, music, poetry, and even recipes

Producer, Host, and Head Writer:  Bree Harvey

Actors:  Bree Harvey, Kate Murray, Judy McMahon, Charles Berman, John Carey, John Montgomery, Molly Murray and Valentine- Terrell- Monfeuga

Musical Guest: Craig Charles

Guest writer: Eddie Kirchner

Brought to by the Merry Elves of You Know Who.

Granny Ada

Episode:  Internet Hubby

Written by Bree Harvey

Performed by:  Judy McMahon, Kate Murray

Beulah Deshams Parlor City’s Chef Extraordinaire

Episode:  Felix and Plum Pudding

Written by Bree Harvey

Performed by Judy McMahon, Kate Murray, Bree Harvey

Monte and Carey

Two Guys off the Street doing one-liners

Starring:  John Carey, John Montgomery

Musical Guest:  Craig Charles

More Like Christmas Eve

Written by Craig Charles, Chris Farren and Blair Daly

A Jeff Byrd Project Feat

Crackers

Written by guest writer:  Eddie Kirchner

Performed by John Carey, John Montgomery, Kate Murray

The Alternative Santa

Written by Bree Harvey

Starring:  Kate Murray, John Carey, Valentine- Terrell- Monfeuga, John Montgomery, Bree Harvey

Sponsor Merry Elves of You Know Who

Written by Bree Harvey

Starring: Charles Berman

Musical Guest Craig Charles

You’re Still Here

Written by Craig Charles, Chris Farren, Blair Daly, and Kevin Kadish

A Jeff Byrd Project Feat

Monte and Carey

One-Liners

Starring: John Carey, John Montgomery

Jeff from the Puppy Mill…

Written by Bree Harvey

Performed by Bree Harvey

Musical Guest: Craig Charles

Die Simple

Written by Craig Charles and Christopher Hall

Agents of Exile

Clueless Barry

Written by Bree Harvey

Episode:  The Diner

Starring:  Charles Berman, John Carey

Musical Guest: Craig Charles

Place in the Sun

Written by Craig Charles and Christopher Hall

Agents of Exile

Sound Engineer and Announcer:  Charles Berman

Assistant Sound Engineer:  Valentine- Terrell- Monfeuga

Original Music Written By Bree Harvey

Arraigned by Cristina Dinella

Produced by BHH Productions L. L. C.

©2015 All rights reserved

KBKabaret Week Thirteen Podcast Show Notes

A Kallaballo of Variety in Parlor City

Upstate New York:  Leatherstocking Region

Show contains mostly original skits, observations, music, poetry, and even recipes

Producer, Host, and Head Writer:  Bree Harvey  Sound Engineer:  Charles Berman

Actors:  Bree Harvey, Kate Murray, Judy McMahon, Charles Berman, Pete Bowers, John Carey, John Montgomery, and Molly Murray

Musical Guest:

Producer of KBKabaret:  Bree Harvey

Love By The Numbers

Written by John Montgomery

Starring:  Kate Murray, John Montgomery, John Carey

Granny Ada

Episode Loser Son

Written by:  Bree Harvey

Starring:  Judy McMahon, Charles Berman

Chef Beulah Deshams

Episode: 12 Steps Turkey

Written by:  Bree Harvey

Starring:  Judy McMahon, Bree Harvey

Monte and Carey

Performed by John Carey, John Montgomery

From the Memories of Samuel Hesley “Pretty Soon”

Recited by Bree Harvey

Original Christmas Song:  “Magic of Christmas.”

Written and sung by Bree Harvey

Song available on iTunes under Breezy Christmas and our website KBKabaret.com

Arranged by Dave Rice

The Real Thing

by Rosemary Piecuch

Preformed by Bree Harvey

Original Christmas Song:  “Happy Times Baby”

Written and Sung by Bree Harvey

Arranged by Dave Rice

Available on iTunes and our website KBKabaret.com

The Psychiatrist

written by Kate and Bill Murray

Starring:  John Carey, John Murray

The Unpublished Memoir of Samuel Heasley

“ The Rain”

Recited by Bree Harvey

Dysfunctionals Superboy

Written by Bree Harvey

Performed by Bree Harvey, John Montgomery

Monty and Carey

Performed by John Carey and John Montgomery

Winter (Snow)

Written and Sung by Bree Harvey

Arranged by Dave Rice

Available on iTunes and our Website KBKabaret.com

This Is Our Time

Written and Sung by Bree Harvey

Sound Engineer and Announcer:  Charles Berman

Assistant Sound Engineer:  Valentine- Terrell- Monfeuga

Original Music Written By Bree Harvey

Arranged by Cristina Dinella

Special Musical Arrangements by:  David Rice Basement Recording Studios

Produced by BHH Productions L. L. C.

©2015 All Rights reserved

KBKabaret Week Nine Podcast Show Notes

A Kallaballo of Variety in Parlor City

Upstate New York: Leatherstocking Region

Show contains original skits, observations, music, and even recipes

Producer, Host, and Head Writer: Bree Harvey

 Granny Ada

Old Fashioned Views by and Old Fashioned Lady

Part 1 Episode:  Granny Ada’s skewed view on Gay Adoption

Part 2 Episode:  Guest commentary on Granny Ada’s skewed views

Written by: Bree Harvey

Starring:   Judy McMahon and Kate Murray

Beulah the Tipsy Chef

Her Husband Leon is not helping her sobriety

This Week’s recipe:  Old Fashioned Brandied Pumpkin Pie

Written by:  Bree Harvey

Starring:  Judy McMahon and Bree Harvey

Musical Guest:  Patricia Silverberg

Interview

Song:  Always There

Clueless Barry

Barry Bumbles through relationships without a clue

Episode:  The Engagement

Starring:  Charles Berman:  as Barry, Pete Bowers:  as Davis

Jewish GPS

A Bubelah GPS who helps out with Dinner for 8

Written by:  Bree Harvey

Starring:  Judy McMahon and Kate Murray

Musical Guest  Patricia Silverberg

Song:  You Should Know

Food for Thought

Do you know how much you’re really saving

when paying a small upgrade fee?

Written by:  Bree Harvey

Starring:    John Montgomery, John Carey, Bree Harvey

The Triangle

Sometimes you just have to be patient with love

Written and Narrated by Bree Harvey

The Cousin

A wake-up call on Jealousy

Written by:  Bree Harvey

Starring:       Kate Murray, Charles Berman, Bree Harvey

The “D” Word

A different way of speech for a Funeral Director

Written by:  John Montgomery

Starring:       John Montgomery and Bree Harvey

Musical Guest:  Patricia Silverberg

Song:  Hear My Song

All songs from Album:  Hear My Song © 2012 by Patricia Silverberg

Available on iTunes

Sound Editor for KBKabaret is Charles Berman

Sound Editor Assistant:  Valentine Terrell-Monfeuga

All original songs written by Bree Harvey

Arrangements by Cristine Dinella

©2015KBKabaret   is a BHH Production LLC

All Rights Reserved

KBKabaret Week Eight Podcast Show Notes

Bree Harvey’s Krazy Kallaboo for your entertainment

A Kallaballo of Variety in Parlor City

Upstate New York: Leatherstocking Region

Show contains original skits, observations, music, and even recipes

Producer, Host, and Head Writer: Bree Harvey

911

Episode: Dead Arm Emergency

Written by John Carey

Starring: John Carey, John Montgomery

Granny Ada

Written by Bree Harvey

Episode Body Art

Granny Ada’s take on Body Art

Starring: Judy McMahon, Kate Murray

Beulah The Drunken Chef

Written by Bree Harvey

Episode: Baby Au Rum Recipe

Beulah, her recipes and her ongoing relationship with her husband Leon

(Check recipe on our website)

Starring: Judy McMahon, Bree Harvey

Musical Guest: Carol Mikoda

Driven to the Differences

Written and sung by Carol Mikoda

Perils of Paul

Paul relies on his friend Davis to save him from repercussions from his love, Betty, his wife.

Episode: Lost Shoe

Written by Bree Harvey

Starring: John Carey, John Montgomery, Bree Harvey

Short Tall Tale

Can a couple get together and see “Eye to Eye.”

By John Montgomery

Starring Kate Murray, John Montgomery

Where Do Babies Come From?

Short Story by Bree Harvey

Memories of the Past

Narrated by Bree Harvey

Musical Guest Carol Mikado

Interview

And her songs:

The Gift

Father I Heard You Crying

Written and sung by Carol Mikoda

Commercial: Slow em Down Faux Air Freshener

Written by Bree Harvey

Starring: John Montgomery, John Carey, Charles Berman, Bree Harvey

Outsourced Doctor

By John Montgomery

Hotline Doctor and the

Life Insurance Misunderstanding

Starring: John Montgomery, John Carey, Bree Harvey

The Dysfunctionals

By Bree Harvey

Episode: The Computer

Teaching mother on modern technology

Starring: Kate Murray, Bree Harvey

Musical Guest Carol Mikoda

Did Not Did Too

Written and sung by Carol Mikoda

Charles Berman and Bree Harvey too!

Sound Engineer: Charles Berman

Produced by BHH Productions L. L. C.

©2015 All rights reserved

KBKabaret Week Five Podcast Show Notes

A Kallaballo of Variety in Parlor City

Upstate New York:  Leatherstocking Region

Show contains mostly original skits, observations, music, poetry, and even recipes

Producer, Host, and Head Writer:  Bree Harvey  Sound Engineer:  Charles Berman

Actors:  Bree Harvey, Kate Murray, Judy McMahon, Charles Berman, Pete Bowers, John Carey, John Montgomery, and Molly Murray

Featured Musical Guest:  Mike Powers

1.  Granny Ada

Written by Bree Harvey

Introduced by Bree Harvey and Pete Bowers

Performed by Kate Murray and Judy McMahon

Episode:  Life is Great

Woman writes to asks how to make ends meet.

2. Perils of Paul

Written by Bree Harvey

Performed by John Carey, Charles Berman, Bree Harvey

Episode:  The Bush

Paul kills Betty’s bush by rolling his car into it

3. 911

Written by John Carey

Performed by John Carey and Bree Harvey

Episode wife call 911 to report her husband is going to be killed (by her).

4. Song:  It’s a Love  by Mike Powers

5.  Bridal Store

Episode: The Stripper Bride

Written by Bree Harvey

Performed by Kate Murray and Bree Harvey

6.  Beulah, The Drunken Chef

Episode:  Jerk Chicken

Written by Bree Harvey

Performed by Judy McMahon and Bree Harvey

7. So Be Gone (Fictional Sponsors) Hmmm…

By Bree Harvey

Cleaning product for underwear and biscuits

8:  Weatherman

No body can touch this Stan Hanal….no siree

Written and Performed by John Carey

8: Oh Too Bad

Nothing goes right for this boss

Written by John Carey

Performed by John Carey, John Montgomery, and Bree Harvey

9:  Short Story:

Near Death at Splash Mountain

By Bree Harvey

10:  Song & interview:  Just Die with Mike Powers

11:  Psychic

Phone Psychic actually hears voices

Introduced by Kate Murray

Written by Kate and Bill Murray

Performed by Bill Murray and Bree Harvey

12:  Dysfunctionals

Episode:  Movie Night

Written by Bree Harvey

Performed by Kate Murray, Bill Murray, Molly Murray, Charles Berman, and Bree Harvey

13:  911

Episode:  Umbrella Emergency

Written by John Carey

Performed by John Carey and Bree Harvey

14:  Nature Poem

by Bree Harvey

15:  Final Song: You Don’t Think Like You Can by Mike Powers

Sound Engineer and Announcer:  Charles Berman

Original Music Written By Bree Harvey

Arraigned by Cristina Dinella

Produced by BHH Productions L. L. C.  ©2015

KBKabaret Week Four Podcast Show Notes

Variety show in Parlor City

Upstate New York:  Leatherstocking Region

Show contains mostly original skits, observations, music, poetry, and even recipes

Hosts:  Bree Harvey  Sound Engineer:  Charles Berman

Actors:  Bree Harvey, Kate Murray, Judy McMahon, Charles Berman, Pete Bowers, John Carey, John Montgomery, and Molly Murray

*Interview and Songs Recordings at Electric Wilburland Studios, 105 Bank St, Newfield, NY 14867

Recording Engineer Will Russell

Special Musical Guest Burns and Kristy

Granny Ada

Episode:  Loving Mother

Written by Bree Harvey

Starring Judy McMahon and Kate Murray

Beulah Dehsams Parlor City’s Chef Extraordinaire

Episode:  Vanilla Extract and Basic Cake Recipe

Written by Bree Harvey

Starring Judy McMahon and Bree Harvey

Burns and Kristy Musical Guest

Caravan

GPS

Written and Performed by Kate and Bill Murray

Super Boy

Written by Bree Harvey

Starring Bree Harvey and John Montgomery

The Baby Dilemma

Written by: Bree Harvey

Starring: John Carey, Kate Murray, and Bree Harvey

New Sponsor

Devaroh’s Delights

Written and Starring:  Bree Harvey

Retire Please

Written By: Bree Harvey

Starring Kate Murray,

John Carey

John Montgomery and Bree Harvey

Burns and Kristie

Let’s Run Away

By Ron Kristie and Terry Burns

Sponsor: So Be Gone

Written and Starring:  Bree Harvey

The Birthday Story

Written by and Starring:  Bree Harvey

The Out of Control Customer

Written by Bree Harvey

Performed by Bree Harvey, John Carey, and John Montgomery

The Dysfunctionals:  The Bird Another Story

Written by: Bree Harvey

Starring: Bree Harvey and Charles Berman

Burns and Kristie

So Many Angels

By Terry Burns

Sound Engineer: Charles Berman

Original Music Written By Bree Harvey

Produced by BHH Productions L. L. C.

©2015 All rights reserved

KBKabaret Week Three Podcast Show Notes

A BHH Productions L.L.C.

Variety show in Parlor City

Upstate New York:  Leatherstocking Region

Show  usually contains mostly original skits, observations, music, poetry, and even recipes

Host:  Bree Harvey  Sound Engineer:  Charles Berman

THIS ENTIRE SHOW IS DEDICATED TO MY INTERVIEW WITH RON KRISTY AND TERRY BURNS :  BURNS AND KRISTY MUSICAL DUO EXTRAORDINAIRE

Interview and Songs Recordings at Electric Wilburland Studios,  105 Bank St, Newfield, NY 14867

Recording Engineer: Will Russell

1.  Let’s Run Away

By Ron Kristy and Terry Burns

2.  Jesus and James Dean

Written  by Terry Burns and Susan Longaker, and Cathy Majesky

3. Caravan

By Ron Kristy

4.  Runaway Train

By Terry Burns and Kim Richey

Performed by Burns and Kristie and ME !!! Bree Harvey  ;-0

5.  So Many Angels

Written by Terry Burns, Pam Rose, and Cathy Majesky

 

KBKabaret Week Two Podcast Show Notes

©2015 KBKabaret

A BHH Productions L.L.C.

Variety show in Parlor City

Upstate New York:  Leatherstocking Region

Show contains mostly original skits, observations, music, poetry, and even recipes.

Hosts:  Bree Harvey and Kate Murray

Sound Engineer:  Charles Berman

Actors:  Bree Harvey, Kate Murray, Judy McMahon, Charles Berman, Pete Bowers, John Carey, John Montgomery, and Molly Murray

Special Musical Guest:  Chris Divers

1:  Granny Ada Written by Bree Harvey

A strong opinionated advice columnist you love to hate.

Episode:  Pretty Boy

Son is being bullied in school and Granny Ada gives advice.

Starring Kate Murray and Judy McMahon

2: Beulah the Drunken Chef

Beulah Deshams is the host’s, Bree Harvey’s, neighbor who gives wonderful recipes (Which can be found on KBKabaret.com website) She always gets drunk and always leaves us on a high note.

Episode: Recipe for Beef Bourgogne

Written by Bree Harvey

While Beulah is cooking she shares her husband may be cheating on her.  Meanwhile she is getting plastered.

Starring Judy McMahon and Bree Harvey

3: Musical Guest:  C. Divers Ambient Music is created electronically and has smooth tones and rhythms

Featured song #1:  Little Miss Boca by C. Divers

4:  Weather Report Skit by John Carey and starring John Carey

Crazy weather reporter  Stan Hammer, putting himself out to the elements:  even straps himself on a rocket

5:  Oh Too Bad by John Carey

Nothing is going right for the boss Mr. Cypher.  Everyone dies, blows up, gets destroyed…Even his coffee goes bad…ahh too bad

Starring John Carey, John Montgomery, and Bree Harvey

6:  Featured song #2: Back Road by C. Divers

Music selection Ambient Music is created electronically and has smooth tones and rhythms

7:  Paternity Pete Written by John Montgomery

The daddy guy takes care of the ones who expectantly get into the family way (pregnant or knocked up).

This Episode: Paternity Pete finds a daddy for a woman through a game show.

Starring:  John Carey, John Montgomery, and Bree Harvey

8:  Narcoleptic Anchor brought to you by Siesta Vista

Written by Bree Harvey

Starring:  Molly Murray, Kate Murray, Bill Murray, Charles Berman, John Montgomery, and John Carey

9:  The Dysfunctionals by Bree Harvey

This is about a dysfunctional family Ruth, Stanley, Ruth, Howard, Elizabeth.

Episode:  The Dinner

Ruth and Stanley are 3 hours late for dinner at their daughter Ruth’s house.  Howard Ruth’s  husband and Elizabeth their daughter, try to calm Ruth down when her father attacks her, her food, and gay people.

Starring:  Kate Murray, Bill, Murray, Molly Murray, and Bree Harvey

10:  911:  Appointment for Murder

Written by John Carey

Starring John Carey and Bree Harvey

11:  Short Story This Week:  The Wedding By Bree Harvey

Margaret is getting married after only knowing the groom for 3 months.

Things get weird when her father gets plastered and her best friend asks her to marry him.

Read by Bree Harvey

12:  Music Selection Featured song #3 Meanders:  by C. Divers

Ambient Music is created electronically and has smooth tones and rhythms

14:  The Scandeler by Bill and Kate Murray

Skit about skanky politician who never tells the truth.

Interview with  Skanky Mayor

Did you sleep with everyone in this press conference?

Starring Kate Murray, Bill Murray, Pete Bowers, and Bree Harvey

15:  Confessional By Bill and Kate Murray

This skit is about a man in a small time town who has slept with 347 women in the year and goes to confessio...

KBKabaret Week One Podcast Show Notes

Variety show in Parlor City, Upstate New York:  Leatherstocking Region

Show contains mostly original skits, observations, music, poetry, and even recipes

Hosts:  Bree Harvey and Kate Murray Sound Engineer:  Charles Berman

Actors:  Bree Harvey, Kate Murray, Judy McMahon, Charles Berman, Pete Bowers, John Carey, John Montgomery, and Molly Murray

Show 1

1:   Granny Ada

By Bree Harvey

Episode:  Family Planning

Granny Ada gives advice on family planning

Starring Kate Murray and Judy McMahon

2.  Monte and Carey

These two shysters are one line comic comedians.  (At least they think they are.)

Performed by John Montgomery and John Carey

3:  Beulah the Drunken Chef

By Bree Harvey

Episode:  Beulah’s  Tennessee Bourbon Pecan Pie

Beulah is a lovely alcoholic who not only is a great cook…she has a louse for a

husband!

Starring Judy McMahon and Bree Harvey

4:  Music Selection:  Flickers of Light

Written and Sung by Bree Harvey

5.  Poem Selection:  Faces

by:  John Samuel Heasley

Performed by Charles Berman

6.  GPS  Skit

An Irish voiced GPS with an attititude!

Written and Performed by Bill and Kate Murray

7.  Sponsor:  Gladys Arbuckle of Arbuckle’s Homemade Ice Cream featuring:

Bubbles Belugas

Written and performed by Bree Harvey

8.  Short Story Segment

Episode:  Twist of Fate

This story is about my mother, the stories she read, and the irony of reality

Written and Performed by Bree Harvey

9.  Monte and Carey

One liners….Again!

Performed by John Montgomery and John Carey

10.  The Dysfunctionals

This is about a dysfunctional family Ruth, Stanley, Ruth, Howard, Elizabeth.

Episode:  The Dinner

Ruth and Stanley are 3 hours late for dinner at their daughter Ruth’s house.  Howard Ruth’s  husband and Elizabeth their daughter, try to calm Ruth down when her father attacks her, her food, and gay people.

Starring:  Kate Murray, Bill, Murray, Molly Murray, and Bree Harvey

11.  Music Selection:  You’re The One

Written and Sung by Bree Harvey

12.  The Grocery Lady Skit

Episode:  The Grocery Check out Lady who comments on EVERYTHING you buy and Holds up the Line!

by Bree Harvey

performed by Kate Murray, Bill Murray, and Bree Harvey

13.  Clueless Barry

Barry tries hard to understand the opposite sex.  He tries but sadly doesn’t have

the skill sets to get women.

Written by Bree Harvey

Performed by Pete Bowers and Charles Berman and Kate Murray

14.  Gladys Arbuckle’s interview for Bubbles Belugas

Written and performed by Bree Harvey

15:  Monte and Carey

More   ONE-LINERS   OMG!!!

Performed by John Montgomery and John Carey

16:  The Psychic Drive-Thru

This Episode:  The employee is psychic and gets in trouble by his boss

because he tells the customers what they really want.

Written and Performed by Pete Bowers and Charles Berman

17:  Music Selection:  You Dreamed for Me

Written and Performed by Bree Harvey

All songs outside of the featured guest are written by Bree Harvey

Musical Arrangements by Cristina Dinella

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