KC and DC kick the week off at the poker table to determine which one of the Team West’s champs (not named DC ...at all…) would win the week.

This week:

5:00- KC's puttin’ in the hours

8:30- The guys get straight to the Singing of the Dear Leaders’ praises

46:30- ***Movie Quote***

1:07:00- STFU DC, KC is being judged by a group of his peers - Angry Whites

1:13:00- DC is a goddamn bully

1:41:30- The guys mock the innocent...and dead

1:44:30- KC Vs. Karen

1:48:30- DC Vs. Karen

1:50:30- Social Media-tors

1:54:30- Not-So-Breaking-News

* Arizona Senior Gold-Miner

* Bathroom Hijynx

* Pedo-trician

Having shilled themselves like common street gypsies, the guys shill some more - and somehow do it like Goddamn Gentlemen.

The guys enter the week in prep-mode, hashing out who gets the February spot in the Year-End Tourney and song breaks out.

This week:

4:00- Right into shilling

12:30- KC’s pronunciation guide

20:00- Talking SPORTS?!?!

31:00- Everyone loves the golf brackets! +MOVIE QUOTE!

40:00- Presenting! - The Dear Leaders! Praise them!!!

55:45- Non-Breaking News!

* Tourney Entrants

* Living on Ketchup

* I like turtles!

* Ninja birds

* Make horse racing great again

1:20:00- KC's snow drive adventure

1:32:45- STFU KC, DC's gettin into Russian knife fights

Having escaped the Russian drunks to tell the tale, DC and KC close out the show and do it, as always, like Goddamn Gentlemen!

Lil’ DC opens the show with old person problems.

This week:

8:00- Gettin’ sports out of the way right out the gate.

13:15- DC has a Utes problem

20:30- Fatherly advice for the ladies

22:45- Homeless Mormons

27:00- Presenting - The Dear Leaders!!!

44:30- Social Media questions answered!

52:30- Please! Don't eat your fingernails

1:08:00- Hey! it's uh...um...news.

* Dustin Johnson “‘scandal'”

* White “‘chocolate'”

* Rub-n-tug for millennials

* And more!

1:28:30- STFU - DC meets the personification of filth.

Having crushed another episode and possibly a wind pipe, the guys close out the show, and do it like Goddamn Gentlemen!

DC's got a new hype man - Ragoo.

1:45- KC: The master of WebMD

11:20- Happy ending at the start

15:45- Abused in plain earshot

35:00- Breaking ties and still not learning names

40:00- Praises of the Dear Leaders are sung

1:01:00- Can you smell what the psychosis is cooking? Listener responses!

1:20:00- *NEWS*

* Gay couple actually twins! But guys though.

* John “Bigot” Wayne

*And more!

1:38:00- DC the fallen Eagle shuts KC the fuck up

Having completely exposed themselves as psych ward candidates, the guys close out the show and do it, as always like Goddamn Gentlemen!

The guys get right to weigh-ins where KC loses everything.

2:00- DC’s Valentine’s Day sauna trip, complete with old man balls.

19:00- KC is actually 190 years old.

30:49- *MOVIE QUOTE*

30:57- KC is (and yet very much is NOT) a UFC heavyweight.

36:00- KC/DC Video Productions Presents: Nothing!

41:00- Dear Leaders have their Dear Praises sung.

48:30- STFU (Russian dogs/Russia talk)

57:00- More Russia: DC in Russia now, first condom buying.

1:05:05- Everyone’s Butterfly Effect Moment needing alteration.

1:11:00- News

* Canseco - Bigfoot Hunter for hire

* James’s Giant Peach

* Beware: Fat Tiger

* Murder-Pigs from, where else? - Russia

1:28:00- Plugs and free points and donations, Oh My!

Present day KC drove like 17 year old KC, his head belongs in a laboratory jar but I'll be dammed if he and DC didn't close out the show and do it, as always, like Goddamn Gentlemen!

KC leads the shit parade with the gripping pleas of donatees.

1:15- KC brings the heat with the All-Star Celebrity Game picks.

5:45- Real Pro Shit

8:30- The boys go a-drivin’ in the Daytoner Five Hunderd

11:20- Tokyo DRAFT

17:00- Our listeners are shitty employees

Having bonused the best bonus content on the internet, the guys close out the “video” and do so, as always like Goddamn Gentlemen!

Bigfoot found in Utah? DC is aggressively skeptical. Totalled car talk and weighing in kicks the show off right.

9:00- KC recaps the week and DC is furious with a “Fan's” newest round of Team West sabotagery.

17:00- KC’s #SPFJ regiments and double double penetration.

34:00- Weight loss predictions and DC’s “healthy” diet of almonds and lime water.

47:00- STFU! ...Journal time!!!

53:00- DC is back to tell us about EFY ...and other reasons he (and KC) are NERDS!

1:08:00- Impromptu Instagram responses.

1:12:00- Sobered up DC learns about last week's podcast’s philosophies.

1:16:00- Hero DC acquires sustenance for his wife and children - falls asleep in the car with it.

1:26:00- KC’s liquid in/liquid out diet.

1:36:30- *MOVIE QUOTE* + Dear Leaders’ Praise Songs.

1:50:00- Funny answers from funny fans.

1:57:00- DC’s Russian dinner and how you, too, can weigh 333 lbs!

2:09:00- DC potentially in late-night trouble...more answers next week!

Having epically failed a hilarious prank in the name of science, DC and KC close out the show and do so, as always, like Goddamn Gentlemen!

DC opens the podcast - and February - high off the smell of his own methane.

This week:

0:00- The guys recap the Big Game and the little game they made of it.

23:00- Praises of the Dear Leaders are sung, vibrantly.

29:00- But who gets into the Tourney?!

35:00- Social Media questions gets ridicu… answered

42:00- Santa isn’t real, kid. Think about it.

47:30- I want my money back on that free concert.

53:00- Crazy wake up responses - Shitty sherman &

1:10:00- KC vs DC - boxing match of the century

1:13:00- Wal-Mart on Super Bowl Sunday.

1:22:00- News

1:43:00- DC got triggered by goddamn broads! KC, take a seat.

1:54:00- The Shed Pounds for Jesus challenge

2:05:00- *Movie Quote” and weigh-ins

Having made every fat joke, the guys close out the show and do it, as always like Goddamn Gentlemen!

DC makes his somewhat triumphant return to the studio and then cements it.

This week:

6:00- Waking up in strange places/on strange people.

11:00- What's in your pants? Why are you special?

18:30- Toy Story 4

22:00- Listener Responses: “Bodily Breakdowns”

28:30- Walrus clowns and also college girls look 16 now

36:30- Reasons CT sucks asshole - besides taxes

42:00- Insta Follower Questions

52:30- *MOVIE QUOTE* Super Bowl Prop Bet time!

1:13:00- Let the Praises of our Dear Leaders be sung!

1:23:30- STFU so I can STFU, Ted

1:34:30- KC/DC: Fat Fuck Intervention Class

1:44:00- Not-So-Breaking News

With DC back in the fold and hunting that January title, the guys close out the show, as always, like Goddamn Gentlemen!

KC is living in a frozen tundra of ice & failure.

DC wins again and is warm in Florida.

Show time.

0:00- DC opens...then disappears

3:00- KC is a soft, broken man alone in a studio

7:30- DC on the phone humblebragging about Bay Hill

16:30- Like father, like son (both assholes)

26:00- Church revelation...I’m getting fat

29:30- KC hasn’t complained in awhile, here you go!

34:00- DC lays out the tie and says goodbye

38:00- Dear Leaders get unfairly maligned/rewarded

47:00- *Movie Quote* kicks off NFL reaction time

1:02:00- KC is forced to shut himself up

1:11:00- One shit leads to another...

1:16:00- (not so breaking) NEWS

Once KC has thoroughly entertained himself, he

channels DC and “the boys” close the show,

as always, like Goddamn Gentlemen!